Let's drink vodka and fight bears[USSR x UK]

Threat or just England?

The British woke up in the morning, feeling dizzy like a thousand bees flying inside his head. He had gone to the bar with Soviet just yesterday, and couldn't really remember what happened except chugging down all the vodka he could reach. And Soviet was calming him down. He can feel dry tears on his eyes, probably nightmares again, but luckily, he remembers nothing. Damn, those alcohol is really strong that he couldn't even make out his name again. The wooden door opened, revealing the communist, with a breakfast tray on his hand.

"Morning, your highness."

He mocked, earning a hiss from United Kingdom.

"Morning, brown bunny."

"What was that?" Soviet raised his eyebrow, frowning.

UK chuckled, slipped down his bed and go into the bathroom.

"No breakfast like royalty?" Soviet called him.

"Stop it you bloody twat." He shouted between laughing. Oh how he remember the good old days when he's the prince.

Now he's still the prince, but it doesn't feel the same anymore. He splash water on his face and look at the mirror. He swore he can see England staring at him inside his head.

'Come on, UK. Why are you still trying?'

The English man grin, his voice echoing through UK's head. The feminine male appears next to him, wearing a simple yet elegant clothes, glasses, a beanie, just as he remember him for so long ago. He gripped the taller's chin and drag him down to him.

'Listen here, United Kingdom. We're doing this for your own good. You don't want that Scotland to be inside you too, do you? You don't want ME to be inside you, do you? Just give up and hang yourself.' 

It was him day dreaming again, because at the second time he blink his eyes, he was bending down, his hands on his neck, gripping it like a mad man.

"Hey, Britain?"

"Yeah?"

He open the door.

"You've been locking yourself in the bathroom for like, half an hour. Are you ok there?"

His voice is concern, UK can see through it easily.

"Y-yeah. I'm fine. It's because of the alcohol." He smiled softly.

"Ah. Alcohol. Yes. Those vodka you drank. Like, 2 bottles."

"Forgive me, the only thing I can drink over 20 bottles is Brandy or Cocktail."

"Yeh. Vietnam even have to tell China to buy you some- what it is call?"

"Forget it. Whatever it is, I don't want to know." He laughed.

That makes the taller smile a bit, he likes seeing the Kingdom's smile, it somehow gave him comfort.

"Let's head down if you don't want to eat alone. Those shit heads still making jokes and fight eachother. After that we can rest until you feel better. I really don't want you to waste your life lying on a bed."

He sighed and open the door, going down stairs. And UK soon join them. But despite what Soviet say about all the others are playing in the house, no one was there, instead, there is a note on the fridge.

"You both have fun! China broke Laos' leg and Cuba burnt himself along with Vietnam breaking his arm while catching me. We won't be home soon.
                                                                                                              North Korea"

"Those fools..." Soviet shouted loudly, startled UK.

"I-I don't get how you still can live with them..."

"They're fine. But sometimes are so weird I can't understand."

"Hey, wanna watch a movie? We have icecream."

UK nod his head and sat on the sofa while Soviet go take the icecream. If it's in the evening it would be nicer, but since they have nothing to do other than watching netflix all day long...Welp. I guess it's alright.

The movie was quite boring, about a nerd and some boys liking her. Typical romance. So UK quickly fall asleep. But Soviet didn't, he got so hook up on it that he watched the entire movie without any complaining. 

"Their love is so beautiful. Right, U--Oh."

The smaller snore softly.

"You fall asleep. On me. And I didn't even know it."

He pulled his coat over him. And continue watching the netflix.

And UK suddenly open his eyes. He grab at Soviet's arms, all most making the taller yelp. His eyes are a fiercing red, and he smirks.

"You--"

"Ey boss, we're home!" The door slammed open.

'United Kingdom' hissed, and passed out.

"Boss? Why are you terrified? Oh damn. Those stupid videos again."

"Fuck off, North."