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Isn't He The Sweetest

When I woke from my peaceful slumber it was my favorite part of the day. Waking up. Don't you just love waking up so so much. When I woke up and looked out my window at the beautiful blinding sun I saw my one true love on my neighbors roof looking at me through binoculars. Isn't he the sweetest. I decided today was the day that I would finally learn his name so then we can get married. As I walked into the kitchen without have to do my makeup or hair. I don't have to do then because I woke up like this. I'm my kitchen I saw a new mysterious stranger in my kitchen. He was cute so I decided I would leave him alone.

"I'm a werewolf and I'm madly in love with you" the mysterious stranger said.
"Oh that's cool. Wow I'm having my own Bella moment. I'm in love with both a vampire and a werewolf. Wow this such a hard choice. I have an idea" I told him just as my vampire boy toy walked in.
"What is this idea" they both said.
"Well whoever has the best abs I will be in love with" I told them with an innocent smile.

They both ran/flew out I'm assuming to the gym. Aww it's so sweet how they wanted to impress me. Wow I wonder what their names are. My mom would be so proud of me right now. I wish she could be here but she is busy at her job at the strip club. I hope that someday I can be just like her. She is such a classy role model. As I waited for my loves to get here for the competition I decided to watch Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse, and Breaking Dawn. Wow they are such realistic movies. They are a great inspiration for my situation. As I was watching these amazing masterpieces of movies I decided I would eat some Nutella. No one ever eats Nutella. I heard my phones ringtone of a one direction song go off. It was just my mom saying that she has a new client so she would be home late. She has such a fun job. Well time to get back to my movies.