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sangyeon: is anyone awake?
eric: ME
sangyeon: oh, what a coincidence,i was just thinking about you!
eric: omg rly??
sangyeon: yep!
sangyeon: i was thinking " i hope eric dumbass isn't online..."eric: .
eric: i should have known... FUCK YOUhyunjae: omg 2:00am gang wassup!!
sangyeon: i'm stuck with dumbasses
hyunjae: I DIDNT EVEN DO ANYTHING
sangyeon: yet
hyunjae: true ig
eric: can we talk about my problems?
hyunjae: what problems does your bitchass have anyways?
eric: first, fuck you
eric: second, i don't want to air my business to the general public, so i'll make a separate chat with just us threesangyeon: who said i wanted to be included?
eric: you don't have a choice bitch
eric added hyunjae and sangyeon to the chat
eric changed the chat name to
'2:00am bros'sangyeon: so wtf is your problem?
eric: what if juyeon doesn't like me
hyunjae: shit i don't blame him, dating you would be a nightmare
eric: i hate it here
sangyeon: think reasonably, juyeon is a dumbass, you're an even dumber dumbass, so basically match made in hell
eric: i like your way of thinking
hyunjae: he just called you a dumbass
eric: idc bc he supports juric
hyunjae: juric isn't a thing
eric: jealous much
hyunjae: and you're right
eric: YOU WANT JUYEON??
hyunjae: nooo i want sangyeon fine ass 😮💨
sangyeon: wtf, what happened with chanhee?
eric: OH YEAH, WHATS THE TEA WITH THAT
hyunjae: nosy asses, basically he texted me saying he used to like me but thought i was joking about liking him
sangyeon: so basically it's your fault
hyunjae: SHUT UP
hyunjae: N E WAYS, he talked to younghoon and changmin and apparently he still likes me(?) and younghoon and changmin don't care and said he could date me tooeric: soo??
hyunjae: i said that's too complicated and that we're better off as friends
sangyeon: so basically you were crying and shit over this boy, only to friend zone him? you dumb asf
hyunjae: you're not wrong, can i get a kiss sir?
sangyeon: be ashamed of yourself
eric: so milnyu will never happen?
hyunjae: probably not
sangyeon: you're gonna be lonely for life
hyunjae: no i'm not, i have you 🥺
sangyeon: no you don't <3
hyunjae: a heart???? i'm one step closer to claiming that ass
eric: how come the subject changed from me to wtvr y'all have going on
sangyeon: we don't have anything going on, and you don't have anything important to talk about
eric: UH HUH I WANT JUYEON TO BE MY BOYFRIEND
sangyeon: so ask him out?? dumb bitch
eric: but what if he says no?
hyunjae: move on with your life, i've been through rejection and i'm telling ya, you just gotta keep it pushing and go on with life
sangyeon: you sounded intelligent? that's scary
hyunjae: marry me
sangyeon: nvm
eric: okay okay okay, i'm nervous asf
hyunjae: want me to ask him how he feels about you first?
eric: OMG YES
hyunjae: 👌 on it
juyeon 🥶
hey juyeon, i'm curious about something..
what is it?? and why are you awake this early?
i couldn't sleep, so what's with you and eric?
wdym??
i mean like are y'all together or something?
well no....
so you'd be okay if i asked him out?
WHAT?? NO I WOULD NOT
BUT YALL ARENT TOGETHER
YET MF YET
i'm gonna ask him out soon, but considering that you're trying to take my man, i'm gonna ask him RIGHT NOWok good luck
YOURE SO FUCKING CONFUSING
LIKE YOU WERE SAYING YOU WANTED TO ASK HIM OUT BUT NOW YOURE WISHING ME LUCK??i don't like eric bitchass, but he likes you and wanted to ask you out but he was too nervous so i volunteered to ask you if you liked him, and you seem to be interested so my job here is done.
THATS SUCH AN ERIC THING TO DO
he's so cute 🥺i'm not doing this shit today, just go ask him out you fucker
i hinted sangjae, but will there be sangjae?? also, juric development we love to see it.
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Fanfiction"It took 11 boys and a shit ton of Don Julio for Sangyeon to realize that he's undoubtedly fucked." tbz gc where everything and nothing happens.