Yandere Headcanons 👑Game of Thrones edition👑

Yandere Joffrey Baratheon (platonic)

-Joffrey is the epitome of a spoiled brat. He's usually given everything he wants and more, usually by his mother, and no one really questions his demands. Except you. You've never given into Joffrey's demands, not even when he was younger and not now. You are probably the only one who could openly get away with not giving him what he wants and that's because he wants so much more then the minuscule things that are given to him.

-He craves for approval, praise and attention. It's all he wants but he's not getting it from the person he wants it from most; his father, the king. And that's where you come into play. You may not have a leg to stand on in regards to power or wealth and honestly he prefers that, but you are filling a need for him and that's enough to start out his obsession.

-His obsession is not a slow burn but rather a wildfire. It spreads and it spreads fast, consuming everything in its wake.

-Joffrey is known to have an uncontrollable temper, ore times than not leading to enraged and even violent outbursts. Usually no one has any way of calming him, that is until you're in the picture. Now whenever Joffrey throws a fit someone goes to collect you. Not only does he listen to you, but your presence is enough to soothe him into submission. Or at least tame him for the time being.

-Your word means more to him then anyone else's. He'll often seek you out for advice, wanting your opinion on even the simplest of things. This habit of his will only worsen once he becomes King. He can be easily manipulated, especially by you. If you wanted to take part in the Game of Thrones, Joffrey would be your best bet. He would take into count whatever you offered up, rarely ever forgoing it.

-Cersei wouldn't be very fond of your place in her son's life, nit like you have much of a choice in the say. She doesn't like feeling pushed aside or replaced. Meanwhile Jamie and Tyrion couldn't be more pleased. You being in proximity of Joffrey has him staying in line and not lashing out. Even some of his sadistic tendencies have toned down, bit by bit.

-Now speaking of his sadistic tendencies, by no means have they disappeared. No, they are still very much a part of him but he has no intention to ever hurt you. No you mean so much to him, he could never. But the same could.t be said for the people who cross you, or him when you're not around to dissolve whatever he has bubbling to the surface. He would be even more cruel and imaginative with all the things he could do to anyone he deemed fit to punish.

-Joffrey is extremely possessive, especially of you. You're his, no matter the context, you are his. He does not take kindly to anyone trying to get close with you, no matter who they may be. He won't tolerate any form of relationship you may have. Your existence is just for him, completely and utterly his. He doesn't want to share. He won't share.

-Joffrey would be the type to marry his platonic darling if he could, all just to keep them from leaving him. If he can't marry you then he'll have you become his personal guard and a dutiful member of his Kingsguard. He can't fathom you leaving him, abandoning him. You've become a crutch, a staple he constantly needs. And he needs you by his side, forever. To protect him. To care for him. To advise him. To adore him. To love him. Please don't leave him.