My Shorts

Small towns

I used to live in East Lansing. There's just so many things that we do. The place is small, but they have a great store there. I used to buy a lot of stuff in East Lansing. I used to work at a local grocery store. I once had a lady who was a stripper. She was a great stripper. I think I was working on my house for a year. There was a big party, it was the first night that I was in town. I went to the party, and I had this guy in there who I had just met. He said, "You know, you're probably like 10 minutes up." He asked me if I was interested in going. I said no, of course not. Then he said, "Have you guys ever been in a restaurant?" I didn't get a good answer. Then I got the question back, "Do you live in a small town?" We had a few times. But then the other night he invited me over. And I was like that for a month before he invited me over. I didn't ask that question for ten years. It's funny, you know, you're talking about small towns? I know it's funny. But you know, I think it's good to have someone like that. The idea was to try and sell you. Do you think it's a fair move...