~ Percy falls for another girl
I mean honestly it looks like he's pretty much staying with Annabeth.
~ The author is terrible at grammar and spelling
Ex. and soh i whent into dat darek cave amd diid stuuf.
~ Percy has zero smarts and all of a sudden Coach Hedge has patience.
1. Ex. ...and Percy went into the dark cave filled with monsters screamed,"HEY IM OVER HERE!!!! COME AND EAT ME NOW!!!!"😒
2. Ex. .....And Coach Hedge patently picked up the annoying weasel and sang him a lullaby!
NO
~It takes like 14 chapters to get to the action
Ex. And then percy went into his bed and ate Lucky Charms!!😒
~Percy is ALWAYS wearing a sea green shirt.....
~Kids read Percy Jackson fan fictions. They are way to inappropriate.
Ex. I put on my sexy tang top and booty shorts and went to the lake drink beer!
NO, NO, NO.
~They are always carrying around technology.
Ex. And I took out my iPhone 6 and played flappy bird and crossly roads!!! After that I texted random people who aren't even demigods!
~ Everyone is a child of the big three or Aphrodite.
~Everyone lives in New York.
~There's way more drama than action.
Ex. Mackenzie you like stole my boyfriend! You're such a skunk bag!!!
~ Every one has special stuff that only the seven have.
Ex. He had a cool pen that turned into a sword! Oh look she has color changing eyes!! Ooooo..... she has fire power!!!!!
~ MC is offered to be a god a turns it down. That's Percy's thing.
Ex. <insert name here> I declare you the god\goddess of Marco Polo!!!
~ Percy is some kind of male model all of a sudden
Ex. OMG look it's Percy Jackson he's so hot... he's way out of Harry Styles' league!!
NOOOOOOOOOO
~ Nobody even cares about Piper.... somebody even spelled her name 'Pepper McDonald.'
