Uhh stupid matt damon and his lame movies can you beleave it another break in this time with Ben jimmy said sighing
Ya mabe you should talk it out with mr.matt damon Geamano said walking out of the office
No i cant geamo hes my enemy i dont like him any way jimmy said walking with him out of the office
Ok well jimmy do you ever think that its just you that dosent like him i mean he seems like he just really whants to come on the show and has caused no issues to it geamo said
What no issues heres a example of issues he illegally snuck into the show tied me up and took me hostage on my own show and has been liveing in the sudio
I guess well goodnight jimmy see you for tomorrows show
Night geamo see you tomorrow jimmy said geting into his car and driving back to his house
The next day jimmy was heading to the hospital with his girlfriend they were finally going to reveal the gender of there baby jimmy was driving to the hospital
Once they got there they checked in and a nurse came in and lead them to a back room
Jimmy grabbed his phone and started recording
So this is your atursound and how many weeks molly 28 weeks and this is and we just go to look at you and nothing could ruin this moment this is very special jimmy said holding his camera
Sorry im late matt said opening the door holding a video camera and a bear stuff animal
Jimmy paused and turned around
What are you doing here jimmy said still holding his camera
Whats he doing here jimmy said turning to molly idk jimmy turned back to matt
You dident tell me matt said looking at molly then back to jimmy
Tell me what tell me what jimmy said turning around mad and angry at the same time
Uh im the father matt said still holding his video camera
That little jimmy said in his head jimmy was shocked
No your not that would mean you would had jimmy said turning to look at molly then back at matt shaking his head
You promised me you were going to stop fucking my girlfriend jimmy said angry
I did shes not your girlfriend matt said trying to get out of it
Shes my wife that worse thats actually worse jimmy yelled molly
This is between you guys i really dont whant to get in the middle its not my business molly said knowing that there both wrong but she didn't whant to tell them yet
It is your problem its going to be more of your business jimmy yelled
You know what we should do matt said why don't we let the baby decide
Let the baby decide what jimmy said
Hello baby matt said we dont know if your a boy or a girl but you can have a choice of dadys
Right jimmy said
And one daddy could be a enemy loser matt damon said
Enemy nominee jimmy said speaking up
Same thing the other daddy could be a Oscar winner you whabt to play with daddys Oscar
It was a weak year jimmy said
You whant a daddy who made out with liberachie jimmy said
Why am i aways getting worked up over that jimmy thought
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