So lets imagine you've just come back home from some demon realm, you need to chill out so you can go eat more demon dicks tomorrow but the problem is...
You can't, so i'm gonna help with that with my amazing remastered guide to chilling the fuck out after sucking off demons in only just 12 steps
Ok So
1. Walk through the door of your house or wherever you live (I don't stalk your ass)
2. So since you're this cool ass demon d sucker you're gonna need to do some super cool looking turn to close the door behind you so you don't let those horny ass demons back in
3. Walk over to your kitchen (the one with the scari fire metal box) if you have one and open your cupboard (the wood looking thing with the metal thing you hit yourself in the nose with)
4. Get out a packet of those domitos (no not doritos)
5. Go to your fridge or freezer or ice looking box with a mini door on it and get out a can of that energy chill shit (or just some Hill MOOOOO 100% not ripoff Mountian Dew)
6. Walk (or launch yourself) to the nearest chilled area in the living space thing idfk
7. Get your extra advanced robot friend / sidekick to turn the TV on
8. Flip open your nokia and shove a usb port into the screen
9. Get the other end of the usb and shove it up your ass
10. Now you're recharging
11. Sleep
12. Its the next day, now go suck some more demon dick :D
Ok now that you know how to chill, thanks for reading the guide :D
~Kupo
YOU ARE READING
The amazing remastered guide to chilling the f out after sucking off demons
Fantasy(This was made for fun and I'm not sure why the hell I made it but I'm gonna keep it anyway since its my first story on here) Read this guide on how to chill out just cuz
