Ed Sheeran was walking down the road. He was feeling very sad because he just figured out that he is a ginger after 30 years of being alive. Everyone hates gingers that is why he is so depressed now. It's just trendy.
After a while of walking, Ed Sheeran saw a big fat juicy bridge. He was thinking about jumping off of it because his life sucks. Nobody likes Ed Sheeran so I think that nobody would care if he died.
