Ed Sheeran walked up to that super sexy bridge. He looked down at the bridge(he was on the bridge). He kneeled down and whispered to the bridge; "Hey sexy, do you come here often?". The bridge giggled, "Not really actually." the bridge responded. Ed Sheeran blushed and then he said, "Maybe I could take you out to dinner sometime." The bridge nodded.
Ed Sheeran went home gleefully, proud that he had found someone who actually likes gingers.