THIS IS SATIRE!!!! IM BULLYING DM*P FANS Venti woke up to his boyfriend dream snoring, He sounded like A diseased donkey in labour giving birth🥺🤞 it was like music to venti's ears.
Suddenly dream flinched to the sound of venti's wet loud fart that echoed in the whole room, it could be smelled from Liyue to Inazuma🤤 "What's that magnificent smell.." dream said while looking at venti who is currently trying to get the leftover shit in his ass to come out.
Dream looks over at his phone and starts drooling
Venti quickly notices it AND SNATCHES THAT BITCH OFF THIS HAND "What are you looking at dweamy weemy" venti growled "N-n-n-n-n-nothing sugar booger cummy wummy dwop venti g-g-give it back"
Venti looks at his phone and sees a photo of six fingered jose and dream kissing....🙁🙁"WHAT I-is THIS..." venti growls while his eyes become red
"i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-ii-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-ii-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-ii-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-ii-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i can explain" whimpers dre*m"No....i don't want to hear it.." venti yelps then suddenly he becomes a wolf.. his eyes go black and he grows hybrid wings... venti runs flies away 😇🤤🤤
Go kys six fingered jose
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