ATTACK ON TITAN x READER (ONE-SHOTS)

LEVI X READER

The wind sends a chill down your spine as your walk across the courtyard of Castle Mitras. Erwin has called you to a meeting, so you're hurrying over to see what he wants. Soon there will be an expedition to Eren Yeager's old basement, though you're skeptical there's anything of value to be found there. Grisha Yeager was a crazy old man. You should know, he was your past lover.

As your shoes begin clicking against the stone flooring of the castle, someone cuts out in front of you. A short, grumpy looking boy who is strangely wearing a scout uniform. Maybe this child has dreams of becoming a scout, so he was practicing now? Still, he can't get away with stealing someone's uniform.

"Little boy," You say, "Where did you get that uniform and how did you get into the castle? Are you lost?"

The little boy's eyes narrow, mouth forming a deep frown. "It's me, y/n. Levi."

Your mouth forms an "O", suddenly recognizing the familiar facial features of the squad captain. You laugh nervously. "Sorry, you're just so short."

Levi frowns deeper, veins bulging on his forehead. Realizing what you've said, your mouth goes dry. "I- I mean-" You stutter.

In a sudden motion Levi wraps his hand around your neck, shoving you up against the nearest wall. He's standing on his tippy-toes so he can reach this high up. "Call me short one more time." He spits.

Choking, you gag, but manage to gurgle out, "Y-y-you're... Sh-ort..."

Levi growls, grey eyes flashing with venom as he pulls a flesh paring blade out of nowhere. Suddenly, you hear footsteps coming from where Levi first appeared.

"Let them go, Levi." Says Hange, crossing their arms in an annoyed manner. "If you keep that up y/n might pass out."

Levi glares at Hange, but releases you, stepping back. You sigh in relief, rubbing your throat as you give Hange a thankful look. But still— Levi's hands around your neck... You blush. It was kind of hot.

"Let's go to the meeting." Levi mutters, before storming ahead of you and Hange.

Hange shakes their head, patting you on the back. "Common y/n. Nice hair cut, by the way."

You run a hand through your hair, smiling proudly. You'd just gotten a haircut yesterday. "Thanks."

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"And that concludes my in depth take on Twilight Sparkle's character arc." Erwin says, after a three hour long meeting of the man drawling on about a foreign book series called My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. "You are dismissed."

There are collective groans of relief as people rush for the door. Nobody wants to hear about Erwin's fascination with old literature a second longer. You and Levi are the only ones left, you realize, besides Erwin, but he's busy staring at a map he's hand curated of Ponyville.

Levi glares at you from across the table. You blush at the eye contact and look away, remembering him choking you out. Erwin hums The Star-Spangled Banner.

"Oh, Levi and y/n. I needed to talk to both of you." Erwin says, setting his map down. Conveniently, you and Levi hadn't left the room. "For our next mission it's imperative that the two of you pretend that you are dating each other."

Both you and Levi gawk at Erwin, eyes bulging.

"What?!?" Levi growls, slamming his hands onto the table.

"W-why?" You stutter.

Erwin stares you both down. "Are you questioning my authority?" He asks.

"No sir." Levi grumbles, looking away.