One day at the beach I was tickling myself in my underwear well walking into the ocean. I felt something go into my underwear as I was tickling myself. "IT WAS SPONGEBOB!!!" I said to myself out loudly. He must've gotten in there by accident after words I jumped onto a tree and fell down into the bikini bottom. I was on my period so it splattered all over SpongeBob. "BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" he laughed out loud. Then he took off his clothes and saw his abs and penis. I started to blush and walked out into the deep blue sea with him. Oh day when I was at his celery stick well I was outside humping the sand and peeing in it. "Dinners ready!!!" he shouted out to me we hoped onto the pineapple and started eating it. " You better finish your My Little Pony" he said to me last night's dinner was Gary. I hopped onto the table and gave him a kiss. Then he pulled me closer to me and whispered "Your more gay then me..." After words I punched him and tied him up and did a cult like dance to show dominance.
What's happens next!? Next time on How I met SpongeBob...
