MC: heya bitches, bros, and non-binary hoes which also include other people on the gender spectrum
Simeon: covered and uncovered Luke's ears*
Luke: confused*
Readers: *having flashbacks to when Luke said the word damn*
Mammon: hey ya humans we're back
Asmo: hello to my amazingly cute fans
Satan: there's no cats here Mc and Mammon you liars *sulking in a corner*
Levi: playing video games* fucking normies
Lucifer: was guilt tripped by Mammon and Asmo*
(Side note: Mammon and Asmo used their cuteness to make Lucifer join them all and Lucifer gave in because he couldn't handle their adorableness)
Diavolo: happy to here
Barbatos: hello
Solomon: hi everyone
Beel: eating and waving*
Belphie: asleep*