Once Upon a Time there was a horse named Samuel , he ran off a cliff because he didnt want to go to Retardation Camp because he was a retard...
3 years later
Another Horse named Bill Was severely brain damaged & had forever lasting Rabies because he ate a Raccoon. He woke up one morning and fell ontop of Samuel & Ate him then had a baby named Erica with a pig named linda
1 year Later
Linda is angry Bill wont pay child support so she takes erica to the cliff where samuel died & told erica if she jumped off the cliff she'll give her some crack , little did she know...erica was a retard & jumped off the cliff & died beside samuel
5 years later
Bill is suffering from , termites inside his body & they eat him to death...
1 year later
Linda stacks bill ontop of samuel & erica laughing so hard at what shes created
2minutes later
A couple of crack heads come hunting for food named dilly & filly
Filly: heey is that a uniporn?!
Dilly: oooo i like me a uniporn!
so they jump off the cliff stabbing linda in the heart & fall off the cliff without realizing they were gonna die with there victim like Bin ladens terrorists in the plane..
20 years later
a little boy goes walking & sees all the corpses stacked on eachother...
Little Boy: haha! LOOK ITS CORPSES LMFAOOOO GET IT ? CORPSES! HAHAHAH IM SO FUNNY
He walks home & dies immediately after...
THE END <3