Tommy: Link? Link!
Link: *ded*
Tommy: oh my gawd he f*cking ded
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Daisy: If Susie has 19 bottles of dish soap and she gives Kazuichi-
Ed: Wait why does Susie have so many soaps
Susie: ...
Susie: MIND YOUR BUSINESS BLONDE BOY!
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Daisy: WHY IS YOUR REPORT CARD ON THE CEILING?!
Mami: You said bring my grades up
Daisy: ...
Daisy: I did say that, lemme see
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Sky: Hibiki why do you want to go to the ball
Hibiki: because Sky, ball is life *dances away*
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Ed: My main goal is to blow up and pretend I don't know nobody
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Kazuichi: I eat Cherrios because they are part of a healthy heart breakfast and my heart has been severely damaged
Kazuichi: ...
Kazuichi: so Sonia if you're out there
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Tommy: hey can you pass me my keys
Minami: *throws him a tree*
Tommy: I said my keys
Minami: I thought you said Christmas tree
Tommy: Why the f*ck would I say Christmas Tree
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Tommy: Hey can you pass me my keys
Nishinoya: *throws him a printer*
Tommy: I said keys
Nishinoya: I thought you meant printer
Tommy: why the f*ck-
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Lloyd: hey how much did you pay for that taco?
Hibiki: you know dis boi gets his free taco
Hibiki: *trips on a skateboard and drops his taco*
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Ash: Tauros Go! Use Horn attack
Ed: This was the last one they ha-
Mami: *Honk!*
Ed: *drops the box in surprise*
Ed: You motherf-
Mami: *Honk!*
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Kazuichi: Storytime!
Kazuichi: Everyone in this room is straight
Minami, Nishinoya, Mukuro, Lloyd, Hibiki, Susie: ...
Kazuichi: Happy April Fools everyone
Minami, Nishinoya, Mukuro, Lloyd, Hibiki, Susie: ohhhh
(I headcanon that this specific group is bi. Well Minami is canonically bi)
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Leafpool: Wait those can kill you!
Mukuro: *while pouring some sugary cereal* really?
Leafpool: yeah
Mukuro: *proceeds to pour the entire cereal*
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Ed: Here we are!
Nishinoya and Annabeth: Pinches Tacos!
Ed: You do know what that means right?
Annabeth: like pinches of tac-
Ed: F*cking tacos
Nishinoya and Annabeth: ...
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Link: We need more sports equipment
Monokuma: sure how does a pay of 1,000 dollars sound?
Mami: We also need equipment for band and art
Monokuma: what does it look like? Like we're made out of money?
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Annabeth: Stop you're under arrest
Link: Wait why?
Annabeth: for breaking the laws of physics
Link: *flashbacks to that one trip that he did the prologue*
Link: *The Real Slim Shady starts playing* >:)
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Danganronpa Eclipse: Extras
FanfictionI say extras but really it's probably just going to be sh*t post, some art, maybe fun facts and other stuff. If Into Code has a book like this, then so can Eclipse