Vines bc bored (Spoilers for Chapter 1)

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Tommy: Link? Link!

Link: *ded*

Tommy: oh my gawd he f*cking ded

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Daisy: If Susie has 19 bottles of dish soap and she gives Kazuichi-

Ed: Wait why does Susie have so many soaps

Susie: ...

Susie: MIND YOUR BUSINESS BLONDE BOY!

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Daisy: WHY IS YOUR REPORT CARD ON THE CEILING?!

Mami: You said bring my grades up

Daisy: ...

Daisy: I did say that, lemme see

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Sky: Hibiki why do you want to go to the ball

Hibiki: because Sky, ball is life *dances away*

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Ed: My main goal is to blow up and pretend I don't know nobody

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Kazuichi: I eat Cherrios because they are part of a healthy heart breakfast and my heart has been severely damaged

Kazuichi: ...

Kazuichi: so Sonia if you're out there

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Tommy: hey can you pass me my keys

Minami: *throws him a tree*

Tommy: I said my keys

Minami: I thought you said Christmas tree

Tommy: Why the f*ck would I say Christmas Tree

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Tommy: Hey can you pass me my keys

Nishinoya: *throws him a printer*

Tommy: I said keys

Nishinoya: I thought you meant printer

Tommy: why the f*ck-

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Lloyd: hey how much did you pay for that taco?

Hibiki: you know dis boi gets his free taco

Hibiki: *trips on a skateboard and drops his taco*

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Ash: Tauros Go! Use Horn attack

Ed: This was the last one they ha-

Mami: *Honk!*

Ed: *drops the box in surprise*

Ed: You motherf-

Mami: *Honk!*

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Kazuichi: Storytime!

Kazuichi: Everyone in this room is straight

Minami, Nishinoya, Mukuro, Lloyd, Hibiki, Susie: ...

Kazuichi: Happy April Fools everyone

Minami, Nishinoya, Mukuro, Lloyd, Hibiki, Susie: ohhhh

(I headcanon that this specific group is bi. Well Minami is canonically bi)

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Leafpool: Wait those can kill you!

Mukuro: *while pouring some sugary cereal* really?

Leafpool: yeah

Mukuro: *proceeds to pour the entire cereal*

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Ed: Here we are!

Nishinoya and Annabeth: Pinches Tacos!

Ed: You do know what that means right?

Annabeth: like pinches of tac-

Ed: F*cking tacos

Nishinoya and Annabeth: ...

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Link: We need more sports equipment

Monokuma: sure how does a pay of 1,000 dollars sound?

Mami: We also need equipment for band and art

Monokuma: what does it look like? Like we're made out of money?

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Annabeth: Stop you're under arrest

Link: Wait why?

Annabeth: for breaking the laws of physics

Link: *flashbacks to that one trip that he did the prologue*

Link: *The Real Slim Shady starts playing* >:)

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