My name is Miley. I live a double life, which is probably very hard for you to imagine.
You see, I not only am your average girl, but I am also a pop sensation!
I haven't told anyone. The only people who know are my dad, Billy, and my brother, Jackson.
Jackson is an idiot.
Robby Ray is my dad who used you have a mullet. He was all about having "business in the front and a party in the back". But let's be real here, we all know he was talking about his penis and then anal sex! Oh good old Robby Ray!
Then there is my best friends, Oliver and Lily, who totally have the hots for each other.
And then there's me.
But who am I really? That's for you to find out.