TOO MUCH WILL KILL YOU

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Just to let you yall know this is just a picture of Maeve, it is not going to be in her point of view. Aight? Aight!!!

"Sage aren't you supposed to be at Eli- I mean Mr. Cowjeskis' office. I see that you both have an appointment together soon."

If you are wondering, that is my assistant Maeve Pallard, she's insane in the membrane but cute as hell too. She think she grown and has an attitude the same.

"You know what you are right let me get my things together. Hey can you pass me that folder over there and my purse on that chair please. Darn I have to find my car keys."

"You mean these right here, Ms. Cunningham?"

"Oh thank you girl. What would I do with out you. Actually don't answer that because it just reminded me that I pay you too much. Smooches baby, catch you later.
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"Dang, this traffic is just too damn much! My car is too pretty for this crap!"

Now this heat has me yelling, the traffic is driving me crazy, and I am terribly paranoid that someone might hit my beautiful car.

'Unlock the swag, the swag unlocked. Unlock the swag, the swag unlocked.' -Rae Sremmurd

I picked up my ringing IPhone 6s rose gold and answered it.

"Yo Waz up?"

"Is that how you answer the phone to your mistresses all the time?"

"Pablo, get off my phone playing. What the heck do you want?"

"Oh yea, after your meeting can you pick me up some BK. I'm like starving over here!!!"

"Wow! You are always starving, because yo fat ass eat everything that you can find. I'll think about it."

"Man you boggus. Why you have to put it in long process and shit, that's that lawyer stuff I'm talking about."

"You know what, you bout to be hung up on in- let me see two point five seconds if you don't fix yo' damn attitude."

"Okaaaaay, okay! Love you much. See you later sexy chocolate."

"Haha, love you too babes"

As I was putting my phone back down another call came through.

"Good morning sweet heart."

A deep voice boomed throughout my car speakers. You know I still have to follow the laws.

"Ummm? Who is this?"

"So you don't remember my voice? That's funny because you would fall asleep to it every night."

"Yeaaaa, no I don't remember who you are. I will be hanging up soon, so I'd suggest you to speak up."

"It's Sean Drew from a couple weeks ago, we made sweet love every night. Then you left without saying good bye ,but left a note saying that we can do this again some other time?"

Oh that guy, shit I forgot all about this one. Damn what am I going to say. I messed up and gave this fool my damn number. Now he calls me because he thinks that I'm still interested. Why do I never think?
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Thank You guys for reading this.
-Shawty Bopps-

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