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So an alien lands on earth a week later
Lady: yes
Another week later.
Man: He stole my lollipop!
One week later
Kid: Forks and knives
So a day later
Cop: did you kill this man?
Alien: yes
Cop: how?
Alien: Forks and knives
Cop: why?
Alien: HE STOLE MY LOLIPOP

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