Me: *On my phone* I'm Sorry. It won't work out... Perfect!
BF: Really?
Me: Oh god.. I CAN'T BE SINGLE AGAIN!! Disregard that last text my friend took my phone. *Sigh*
BF: Okay
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~3 HOURS LATER~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Me: Yo Aly, can you break up with my BF for me?
Aly: Sure.
Me: THANK GOD!!!!!
