Coley YouTube comment thread fanfic

Chapter 1

It all started on Wednesday, It was a normal, boring Wednesday like any other..until suddenly bob the builder burst into the room shouting about how everything was on fire outside, the whole cast shuffled to the window to see what was happening, and everything was indeed, on fire

But no one ran, no one screamed. No one reached for the hose to put it out, and yet no one looked away..
Ravioli was everywhere! The ravioli was on fire, literally, it was smoking!
Suddenly, Orlando Bloom appeared saying that macaroons were better then ravioli and that it is the punishment of god that they will now perish for liking ravioli, then, bob the builder cried, not because the building was burning, but because he messed up his new ravioli recipe. The cast felt pity for the builder. Then from the sky, Morgan freeman appeared!

He got down in his knees, scooping the ravioli in his hands, but alas the burnt ravioli slipped between his fingers. Bob didn't care that the flaming ravioli was giving him 3rd degree burns, it didn't compare to the pain in his aching heart. That day, he swore that he would find the culprit that set the building on fire and make them burn in hell or at least witness his fury.
"Ravioli Ravioli give me the formuloly" Morgan freeman chanted, Morgan started eating the ravioli with a confident look in his eyes "To hell whoever did this."