Ernie: This all seem bleak, but just remember there's entire half to play.
Lana comes out and puts up the Loud House sign
Lana: It's Funtime!
Abigail and the Loud Squad are coming out dancing and making silly faces to mock the Doom Squad
Ernie: You know they maybe down like a gazillion points, but the Louds are coming back out here with some renewed energy.
Snoop Dogg: And I don't understand why they're losing really badly.
Ernie: Ok, here go in the third quarter.
Lola has the ball but gets blocked by The Vamp
Lola: Uh oh!
The Vamp: Vampire vs Princess.
Lola: Do you have your ticket? Because the 11:50 express is running on time.
A train hits The Vamp
Lola: Classic.
Lola passes the ball to Luan
White Ghost: Give me that ball, funny girl!
Lisa comes out with her Poltergust 4000
White Ghost: Woah!
Lisa sucks White Ghost
Luan: Someone's "absorbed" in the game! Hahaha! Get it?
Luan passes the ball to Abigail who was surrounded by the Doom Squad.
The Vamp: Where's the ball?
Lola grabs the ball and scores
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Al G: Oh no! Are you kidding me?! Smokescreen?! It's the oldest trick in the book!
Abigail: Lola!
Lola: Yeah! Slam Dunk!
Lori: Just like I drew it up!
Ernie: Oh look! A no look pass ahead to Ellie! Looks like the the Dooms are playing "Keep away."
Lincoln takes over the sportscast
Lincoln: Ellie passes to White Ghost, White Ghost back to Vamp, he's gonna dunk oh but he freezes at the rim!
The Vamp: Huh?
Al G: What are you doing?
Lincoln: Given new meaning to suspended from the game!
Al G: Give me that! But the Dooms fast break take it to the other end, these silly Louds don't have what it takes to win. Wait I wasn't trying to start a-
Lori: Oh we rapping now? We rapping?
Abigail: Hey Luan, fry em.
Luan: Me?!
Luna: Show em who you really are, sis!
Luan: Ok here goes nothing. (Rapping) What up? It's Luan Loud they call me L double. Al G step to me he don't want no trouble!
Abigail: Yeah!
The Vamp: Boo!
Luan: (rapping) I was famous during the internet, since 2016 I've been getting respect! This girl is lit! I'm super legit! Every time I'm out in public people asking me for pics! You? Nobody knows you when walk the streets? How your last name Rhythm and you're still of beat!
Luna: Off beat!
Luan: (rapping) From beginning to the end I'm here for all the smoke! Your squad ain't all star your squad is all jokes!
Luna: All jokes!
Luan: (rapping) And end this one bar most famous of all quotes! This battle is now over that's all folks!
Luan drops the mic
Lynn: Yeah Luan!
Abigail: That's all folks!
The Vamp: Get off the stage!
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Abigail: Style Points!
Ernie: I'm not exactly sure what we just witnessed here.
Snoop Dogg: She just bonus points for those bars!
Ernie: She was spitting hot fire!
Snoop Dogg: Yeah!
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Space Jam: A Loud Legacy
Adventure13 year old basketball lover Abigail and her sister Ellie, don't always see eye to eye. But when Abigail and Ellie get sucked into a Digital Space by a rouge A.I, Abigail must get Ellie back by leading Lincoln Loud and his 10 sisters to victory over...