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"Just left this damn sto" Bambi mumbled walking in walmart

She had forgot to get some milk for her cereal and was craving some fruit loops

She walked over to the milk and grabbed the door the same time as somebody else

"Excuse me" the boy said moving her out the way

"I was here first" she mugged

"I'm not in a good mood rn please move so i can get my milk i'm having a mid life crisis" he said closing his eyes

"I don't care i need some milk"

"So do i. I got a corner of milk left, i gotta paper due tonight, and i need to catch up on my spongebob so if you don't mind" he said

"I just want to eat my cheerios in peace" he huffed

"Nasty ass cheerios"

"Ma'am imma need you to scoot out the way" he said opening the door and grabbing a carton of milk

"Mmcht bra that's the only milk left" she said referring to the carton of almond milk

"To bad to sad" he said sticking his tongue out

"You look childish" she scrunched her face up

"And you look— hollon you that expeditiously fine woman on that fine friday afternoon" he gasped looking at her

"Listen i need that milk. My problems are way bigger than yours"

"Is that so"?

"Yes very much so, i'm bleeding out my coochie let me have the milk"

"I don't give ah damn if you was bleeding out yo ass this is MY milk" he said putting emphasis on my

"It's not yours till you buy it"

"Well let me go do that" he said turning around

"Gimme the milk and ill suck yo dick"

He turned around and his mouth dropped

"Now that's just sad, you need this more than i do" he said giving it to her making her bust out laughing

"Thank you sir" she said

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Aamaji (Ah-Maj-A) filled his bowl up with honey nut cheerios before putting it under the sink and filling it up with water

"Should've just kept the milk" he mumbled sitting at his island

He ate some of his cereal before putting it on the table and going back to doing his homework

Aamaji was 19 and was in college to get his Bachelors of Science degree

He was in school for the technical side of Game Design. So basically everything that had to do with programming and development