Hamilton on Hornpub

Chapter 1: We don't want no straight babies

A/N - Please remember this fanfiction is not meant to be taken seriously :) - Donut

It was friday night. Mommy and daddy werent home. Dweamy Cweamy snuck into james's house. "bby fit ur phat ass through the door frame," james said. "I am stop being doorphobic step james," dweamy sighed. "FINE UR GAY," james raged. After 3 hours dweam got his phat round ass through the door.

James Charles rolled hsi eyes, getting makeup all over his cheeks. Dweamy panted and said "omg your mascara is so hot... can I lick it off???" James Chawles blushed and said "uwu dweamy... you can lick my mascawa off whenever you want my cweamy little silly goose..." Dream waddled over to James' girly vanity, and prepared his tongue for the flavored mascara he knew James always wore for these moments James Charles couldn't help himself and shouted, "DWEAMY CWEAMYYYY!!!!". They both stopped and stoof there... 

"Oh no..." Dweamy cweamy said... 

 James Charles' parents were awoken by james moan

"dweam i-i-i-i-i have t-t-t-to t-te-e-e-e-lllll you something promise you-u-u wont-t g-g-et mad hunny poo poo," james said. Dweam nodded his head like 69 times. "i-ii-i-i-i-i-im-m-m on m-m-m-my pe-e-e-errriodddd," james sobs and twerks his phat ass. He was in fact sad twerking. It was what he did when he was depressed and brocken. dweam started twerking with him. They were both infact depresshion. Dweam has the realization he might be prego like an ego. his ass was phatter than before. What could this possible mean :0?!?!??! He twerks even more intensely than before. James layed on the bed and continued twerking because he was depreshioan. "ur hot when ur depreshioan," dweam said still twerking intesnsly.

Dweqmym said to James Charlesse "I know you're pergenanento" james charle gasp "NO! How did you know" dream look to jamama and shook his head "I can tell by your borckeness..." James cried into dwem wem shoulder and sobbed his heart out... "Will you still support me and the baby???" Dweam psuehd James Cahrles off of him. "is they a fruity mama?" dweamy asked with serious face. James charles blinked a couple of times and sttterd "I-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i think they're straight... and hetero!!!!" Dweamy looked disgustied. Dweam would not stand for this non-poggers behavior. "If they ain't fruity I don't want em" James charles reached his hand out to try and grab dweamy's big booty cheeks once more, but alas he had already speedrunned to the milk store... JJames chare,s' parents ran into the room "Where is the green boy???? I heard your moaney woaneys" James Charles dropped to the ground "HE LEFT BECAUSE I HAVING STRQIGJT HET CHILD!!!!" parents were disappoint "not my son." 

 rip 

 -fin-

:)) Thank you for reading! We hope you enjoyed our story! - Donut/Cookie