Cucked by an M&M

A Minty Taste

He stares right down the barrel of the gun, it stares back at him. His hand hovers over the trigger. He's fuckin shakin. All of a sudden this orange fucker pops out from under the fuckin bed and darts for the door. BANG the fucker goes down. -AHHH AHH AAAHHHH! He's hit in his leg. He craws for the door, yellin, beggin, cryin. The trail of chocolate and pretzel drenched the floor as he pulled himself along it. Scott was enjoying his squirming, but he couldn't be sure how many more of these fuckers there were. He went over to the orange bastard, and just as he was crawling through the door, slammed it down on him. And again. Again. Again. His face was bent at a fuckin angle. Scott was quick to turn around and check if there were any more of these guys. No. It was time for real revenge.
Scott slipped into the shady parts of the city. Into the hidden cracks. He found a girl that caught his eye. Sexy, minty, green. Within an hour he was bangin the shit out of her. Some musty apartment he rented out. It wasn't long until this big blue fucker slipped into the room. -Mmmothafucka! -Ohh, you crispy fucker. -Blue, please, forgive me, I'm faithful to you, I love you Blue! -Shut it bitch, I'll deal with you later, it's this asshole I'm after. -Oh yeah, why's that? -Don't play dumb you rotten bastard, I know what yous did. -What I do, huh? -You killed my fuckin brotha! -Dumbass shouldn't a slept wi my wife, how's about that?! Well, your dumbass shouldn't a slept with mine, now say gu'night ya lousy bastard! BANG BANG BANG Scott got a hit to the stomach, Blue to the head. Where'd the third shot go? Oh shit. Green, a bullet right through the poor girls head. Ohh shit. Scott stumbled away, knowin he ain't got long left. This fucker is toast. He falls down the stairs that lead up to the apartment. He hits the hard wood floor, if he was dead before, this fucker just died a second time. I think I'll just lay here for a while. I think I'll just...