𝓐𝓼𝓽𝓻𝓸𝓹𝓱𝓲𝓵𝓲𝓪

✨ Chapter 1:Finally I friggin started the story✨

Rize Pov:
I was at my desk finishing the last bit of Samu's work that he had the audacity to give me. Why? Might you be asking I'm doing this and fighting the urge to punch him right now. The answer is simple I don't feel the need to see or hear Kunikida-kun's yelling and strangling Osamu.

Anyway now that, that's over back to the present. I am at least trying to finish the work he so happily gave me key word trying. I can't because well... YASANO- SAN IS HEALING TANAZAKI- SAN AND HIS SCREAMS ARE TOO LOUD, KUNIKIDA-KUN IS KILLING SAMU IN THE CORNER OF THE OFFICE FOR A PRANK HE PULLED,RANPO-SAN IS ON HIS DESK CRUNCHING AWAY ON HIS SNACKS, AND POOR LITTLE ATSUSHI IS NOW TRYING TO STOP KUNIKIDA-KUN FROM WELL BEING KUNIKIDA-KUN AND KYOUKA...*cough of composure* well I just don't know where she is most likely with Naomi or kenji who is prob dressing her up in something adorable or teaching her about new things.

Finally the president walks in ignores the chaos and calls me to his office thank Kami-Sama for that man. As I walk in he shuts the door behind me and asks me to sit. "Now Rize there is a case I need you to take and well it's not one your used to so pls be calm when I tell you okay." He says with his usual stoic face I nod in recognition of his words." You will need to go under cover at the school Ouran Academy to catch culprit of the many disappearances over the past week of many female students with lower standing in the academy. Very few have been found and-" he stops himself abruptly as the door swings open to show a very happy Samu and a very well um angry kunikida-kun. It was silent till Samu being the idiot everyone thinks he is decides to be the one to break the silence." So~ OHAYO president I was wondering if I could go on this mission with Ze-chan kunikida-kun is getting quite annoying?" And just like that. Another silence formed and covered us like a blanket. Thanks for that Osamu.😑

"Sorry Dazai but this is a solo mission but since you are here why don't you to listen to the rest of the briefing because you will be helping just not at the school." The president says. " Now as I was saying. Very few have been found and when they were it was only their dead bodies with no trace of DNA or anything else that would lead us to the culprit" This was so frustrating I mean no leads how the hell am I going to solve this case. What a drag.( Chill with the Shikamaru energy k sis🙄Shut up Author -chan!💢Ara Ara sayonara~ hey wai-)*Ahem*"I assume that I will be there to ensure the safety of the students and find more leads correct?" I answered back" Yes, precisely that you will be a 3rd year in class 3-A you will start well here is the part I want you to be calm about okay." The president states as his stoic face distorts to a face of slight worry as sweat drop rolls down his face. "Tomorrow, so I suggest you go home early and, kunikida will finish the last of your paperwork Dazai go with them ok?" And at that moment I lost it. As I was about to go off on the man not even 15 minutes ago I thanked Kami-Sama for, Osamu put a hand over my mouth as a sign for me to keep it shut and replies to the president for me," Yes sir! You got it a bye bye kunikida-kun~" he says with a shit-eating grin that clearly tore kunikida-kun apart from the inside out.

As Osamu and I leave the office and say our goodbyes the second we are the street he pulls my waist towards him and starts to go on about suicide which is nothing new. But it was almost calming for me because it wasn't anything new it was like home typical Dazai Osamu.

(Hey besties!!!! I hope that y'all enjoyed the story actually friggin starting I literally don't got much to say so yuh. Damn rich ppl will be coming next chapt so warning narcissism, arrogance, cursing, and other things. So k byeeee!!! -Indigo)

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