(OLD FANFICTION) Super Nathan V.S The Forces of Evil, A horrible one shot

"Pilot"

Out on the far reaches of the galaxy, two heroes are about to come face to face with a hero who just defeated an entire tournament, 3 Sith lords, and blah blah blah GET ON WITH THE SHOW!

(You'd be amazed how many grammacal corrections I had to make here)

After the 53rd World Martial Arts Tournament , Nathan and the gang split up, well petal stayed with him because, well duh who's gonna feed her , Starfire went back to Tameran to become a gladiator, The Dazzlings headed back to Equestria, and Robin was stuck in a door.

So Nathan headed back to school, and lucky for him there was a new student here today. Her name was Star, and she looked confusing , yet cute. She wore some devil horns, had a wand, and was almost insane. But Nathan liked her all the same.

(Fuckin' Simp)

Marco Diaz, a new student who came in March, had also started to like Star. Then one day when Nathan was sitting eating lunch, he heard a ZAP and then right in front of him were 2 big cupcakes. Nathan wondered, "Who the heck did this?" Nathan bit into them, and then fainted.

It was like nothing that Nathan ever tasted before, it was like rainbows mixed with marshmallows, mixed with mars bars, it was DELICIOUS!

So Nathan had to assume, it was Star.

Nathan was walking to his locker, when he saw Star attacking the water fountain. Nathan looked back in his mind to kindergarten and said, "Ahh, those were the good days". 

(Do I seriously have to correct the writing in this too, how bad was I at this?)

Feeling like a badass, Nathan went over to talk to Star when, Marco came in and then Star waved her wand, and a portal opened, which the two stepped into.

Nathan ran for the portal and jumped inside.

What he saw amazed him, an entire room full of video games, a HD tv, a bed, and a computer. Nathan was astounded. So he walked around for a bit then "BUMP", he accidentally ran into Star.

Star: OOF, hey Marco watch out-Hey wait you're not Marco !!!!!

Marco(offscreen): I'M IN THE BATHROOM!

Nathan: Ow, oh crap gotta run!

Star:Hold on a second(Uses magic to stun him, then move him over to in front of her)

(unstuns him)

Nathan:Uh-

Star: It can't be? SUPER NATHAN, OH MY GOSH OH MY GOSH OH MY GOSHH! YOU'RE FAMOUS 'IM A HUGE FAN!

(hugs him)

Nathan: I'm famous?

Marco(Getting out of the bathroom with a really small piece of toilet paper attached to his pant leg):Who is this?

Star: You are never gonna believe it, it's Super Nathan!

Marco: I can't believe it. IT'S HIM??!?

Star: YES AND 'IM GOING TO ASK HIM TO JOIN OUR TEAM!!!(Screams)

Nathan: Join your team?

Star: Yes, you may not know this but 'm Princess Star , the leader of the -Uh Marco what's our team name?

Marco: We don't have one...........

Star: Then lets name it THE NATHANPRINCESSMARCO TEAM!

Nathan: Ok cool. Wait you're THAT princess?

Star: Yes.

Nathan: DEAR GOD THIS IS AMAZING I' IN!

Star:(screams) YAY!

Nathan: OK so where do we start?

Star: We begin in this cavern, there I supposed to be this monster, and he has eaten 3 gym teachers and the welcome mat.

Nathan: NOT THE WELCOME MATS, TO THE JET!

Star: Actually we can just go to threw the portal.(opens a portal with her wand)

Nathan: God I love this girl.(goes threw the portal)

Star: Thank you.(goes threw the portal)

Marco: Lets kick some butts!(Goes threw the portal)

Our heroes then arrived at the cave, where the monster awaited, the monster turned out to be Apollonius, the god of fire, who was VERY mad.

Star and Marco Began to attack the god, and it did nothing.

Nathan decided to help, with the 500,000,000 power level that he had left, and he fired a beam at the beast, blowing the suckers arm off!

Apollonius: HEY!(Whacks Nathan into the wall)That was my favorite arm you ass!

Nathan: Oof!

Star: NOBODY HURTS MY FAVORITE SUPER HERO! AAAAAAAAAAHIYEAH!(Hits him very hard, knocking him into the lava)

(Starts to beat up)

Nathan: Holy crap she's stronger than me.

Marco: Yeah forgot to tell you. She really likes you, shes stronger than you, And she's insane

Nathan: Cool. Just like the old days.

Star(Dragging the head of Apollonius):Ok guys lets head back to the base

Nathan/Marco: Ok.

Then the three friends headed into the portal, and, the legendary journey of these heroes began.

(End)

(Author's Note: I think the funniest part on looking back on my old content was to see how much of a naïve and....strange kid that I use to be. Then again, a lot of us are and were, and that is okay. We all have our phases, and we all eventually grow up, and one day we'll look back and say "Hey, I made that." and remember how much fun you had doing it as a kid/teenager. More coming soon so... brace yourselves xD Hope you had fun reading this, see you next time!)\

(Maybe I should do a History of this OC at one point)