My obsession with deez nutz was getting out of hand. I would always hold my nutz before going to bed. At school, my friend would tell me to stop saying "candice nutz fit in yo mouth". I loved looking at my nutz at school. I went to school with my nutz prepared. I would go home and hump my nutz. I loved watching deez nutz jokes being told. Even my mother told me to stop. My favourite deez nutz joke is "candice nutz fit in yo mouth" its a classic. I went to school and then I saw the perfect boy. His nutz were so big. Then, I heard him muster these 6 words. "candice nutz fit in yo mouth". I was shocked, still I was intrigued by him. I thought about the fact he said my favourite deez nutz joke. I watched him until first period, that was when I had to go to class. To my surprise, I saw him sitting next to me instead of that stupid Vanessa sitting next to me. His eyes were the colour of deez nutz, truly beautiful. The teacher then started the most boring lesson ever. Even though I had to focus, my eyes were staring at the mysterious boy. The teacher finally got my attention by yelling my name. He assigned me with a boy named Landen. His name went with a deez nutz joke. I was thrilled to be with him. He went up to me and asked what my name was, even though the teacher yelled it out. I responded with Y/N and told him that my nickname was Candice. He gasped and told me that my nickname was perfect for a deez nutz joke. He asked if he could call me by my supposedly amazing nickname, I of course said yes. We were surprisingly similar in almost every way possible. He asked if his nutz were big and I replied with yes. It was obvious he was perfect for me, but was I perfect for him? To Be Continued....
