*cough cough* said ur mom
then harry walked in looking segsy as always
all of the sudden jesus christ himself walked through the door and said to harry
"you are the chosen one"
"I'm the what?' he said " you've made a mistake, I cant be a-a wizard, I'm just harry"
"your not a wizard you fucking idiot" jesus said "I never said that"
"am I special?" your mom interrupts
"no you dumb whore" jesus says and then kills her because she was a dumb whore.
harry then says "if I'm not a wizard then what am I?"
"a twink" niall adds entering the room with louis, liam, and zayn.
"we need to talk harold" liam says and jesus diapers at that
they all sit down "We need to talk about the future of this band" jiam says dramatically and then bursts out in tears
Zayn tries to comfort him but fails
then the band broke up and thy all died exactly 24 years later.
except niall, he bacsje the first isish president of the united states.
the end.
