Pushing away, Mr. Boigenzahn's face is red. "Cinnamon gum and coffee, huh?" Mr. Foss said, smiling as Mr. Boigenzahn wiped down his shirt to look natural.
"Stop, Chris. You know class starts in 15!" He took a sip of his coffee and wiped his lips. He couldn't BELIEVE he continued to get himself into these situations. They weren't even, like, romantic! Friends with benefits, perhaps? After all, Chris always told his students that Mr. Boigenzahn was his best friend...
"What's the big deal?" Mr. Foss said, placing his hands on his hips. "How is this different than any other time we kiss? Crazy town."
"We are NOT even in a relationship! What about our wives!?" Mr. Boigenzahn said, realizing a droplet of coffee had landed on his white shirt, and frantically was trying to wipe it off. Mr. Foss just stared as Mr. Boigenzahn wiped his shirt. "David..." Mr. Foss started, walking towards him. But Mr. Boigenzahn was concentrated on his shirt wiping, or whatever that meant, to even acknowledge the overly positively horny man in front of him. Mr. Foss grabbed Mr. Boigenzahn's face, and pulled him in for a wet kiss. The two's tongues swapped and touched. Mr. Foss placed a hand on Mr. Boigenzahn's hip skin, still kissing.
"David, your wife is nothing compared to me." Mr. Foss said, finally releasing Mr. Boigenzahn from that slobbery smooch. Mr. Boigenzahn just pushed him over to the door. "Leave, Chris", he said, pulling up his mask and hurrying back over to his desk to wait for his class to arrive, a thick scarlet blush appearing on his cheeks.
That bastard!
