Gogy Wogy's POV:
Dweamy Weamy has been acting super strange recently. Is he... C-c-c-c-c-cheating on m-m-me?? 🥺🥺
After school today I'm going to follow him around to see what he's up to.
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*after school*He went to a house and picked up a lady. She seemed on the older side. He likes older women. I won't judge.
They then hug and drive to the mall. On their way out of Tilly's I jump out from behind a bush and confront the bastard I once called my future hubby.
"This is literally my mom. 😄😐"
"Okay. Bye then. My bad broski."