Don't pet the Grimm

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Penny is skipping about the woods when she meets a Grimm gnawing on a bone, she greets him. Then ozpin pops out of a bush telling her not to pet the Grimm & started to wear a familiar hat & started to rhyme.

"Wait, whats going on?" ruby asked very confused.

"It's a rhyming lesson." Joanne said.

Then the curtains came down & they are now in a comedy club on the stage, penny believes he can joke but ozpin says his most likely to choke. & both penny & the Grimm fell down a trap door.

"Grimm don't talk but apparently they do in that universe." yang said.

Ozpin is behind the couch, penny & the Grimm sat on the couch. She said they can watch funny shows & cuddle him tight, ozpin said the Grimm will change the channels all night. & the Grimm pressed the remote a lot.

"Curious creature." Blake said.

"You don't have room to talk." Weiss said.

The scene shifts to the classroom where they are on seats with Cardin, Phyrra & jaune sitting next to the Grimm. Penny wants the Grimm to meet her friends, the teachers & students. Ozpin comes in and says he will snarl & bite, jaune was slowly going for a book when the Grimm bit him.

"I don't think Grimms even read." ruby said.

Scene changes to the library, penny believes the Grimm can learn to behave & she can teach him. She gave him a book, but the Grimm eats the book. Ozpin was reading ninjas of love & said the Grimm is dumb, & the Grimm walks away.

"As cruel as that sounds, Prof Ozpin is right." yang said.

Now back in the forest, penny looked dejected. The Grimm comes back with a yellow flower, ozpin said that penny is young & must bid the Grimm goodbye. Even the flower moped, "get along little doggy, it is now plane to see. You & I are too different, it was not meant to be." penny said with tears & walked away with ozpin.

"Ok this is kinda sad." Weiss said.

The Grimm moped & was very sad, then he's buddy came to cheer him up. "Dude stop rhyming." the Grimm said.

"Yeah, it's not helping." Blake said.

Jaune was just walking across the street when... sun, Neptune & ren are on motorcycles & wearing hats. Sun was riding his bike in style, they passed jaune & was amazed. "Cousins of chaos, dismount." sun said & the gang got off their bikes.

"Wow, they're kinda cool." ruby said.

Jaune thought they were cool & asked how long they were a biker gang, ren answered a week. Jaune wanted to join the gang but it's only for bad boys.

Everyone was quiet, then laugh. "Them? Bad boys?" yang said.

"Sun is a hooligan, not a bad boy." Weiss said.

"Neptune is said to be the cool & intellectual." ruby said.

"& ren is just the strong silent type." Blake said.

Sun said that he needs to be a rebel in order to join, ren has a library book that is 3 weeks over due & has no plans to return it. He looked proud.

"An overdue library book, wow ren that's something." yang said amused not impressed.

"Sounds stupid." Weiss said.

Neptune went to the 15 item check out but he had 20 & he didn't regret it, he had a smug look.

"He's an idiot." Blake said.

Sun didn't wash his hands when he use the bathroom, everyone was grossed out.

Even the audience were grossed out, "ok, that's not bad boy. That's disgusting." Blake's face scrunch up.

"agreed." the rest said.

Jaune said he may or may not be wearing underwear.

"Ok too much information right there." yang said covering ruby's ears, everyone else is horrified.

Ren said "a mystery." sun decided to let jaune join the cousins of chaos, sun offered his hand but jaune pass.

"Wise decision." Weiss said.

Sun said it was a rebel move & approve it with a thumbs up, sun announced they ride on their bikes. Then Neptune said they needed skin cream for the wind & sun agreed they needed to moisturize.

"Biker gang? More like biker jesters, they're a joke." yang said.

While the 3 moisturize, jaune looks at the bikes with glee. He accidentally touch ren's bike, it leaned & topple the rest.

"That was a wrong move." yang said.

"OUR CHOPPERS!!!" sun exclaims, jaune said it's just a scratch & he can fix it. But before he could fix it, ren's bike exploded.

"What just happened?" ruby asked in disbelief with her team.

"Aw man, my library book was in there." ren said.

Everyone didn't know how to react.

Everyone didn't know how to react

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