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1) They might ask you to leave soon... You're making all the other women look bad.
2) Of all the beautiful curves on your body, your smile is my favourite
3) I think the gaps between my fingers are meant for yours~
4) Do you have a bandaid? I just scraped my knee falling for you.
5) You are the marshmallow to my hot chocolate.
6) Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here~
7) If you were a triangle, you'd be acute one.
8) If you were a transformer...you'd be Optimus Fine.
9) Have you been to the doctor's lately? Cause I think your lacking some vitamin me~
10) Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!
11) If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put 'U' and 'I' together~
12) Somebody better call God, because he's missing an angel!
13) We're not socks, but I think we'd make a great pair~
14) I'm no photographer, but I can picture us together.
15) My feet are getting cold...because you've knocked my socks off.
16) If you were a vegetable you'd be a cutecumber.
17) I've been wondering, do your lips taste as good as they look~?
18) Do you have a name? Or can I call you mine?
19) If looks could kill, you'd be a mass murder weapon.
20) You must be the square root of 2 because I feel irrational around you.
21) if I had £1 for every time I thought of you,I'd be the richest man/woman/person in the world.
22) Good thing I just bought life term insurance... Because I saw you and my heart stopped!
23) I'll give you a kiss,if you don't like it, you can return it~
24) Do you like sales? If your looking for ⏃ good one clothing is 100% off at my place~
25) Your hand looks heavy can I hold it for you?
26) Hey! Tie your shoes I don't want you falling  for anyone else..
27) Are you a bank loan? Because you got my interest~
28) Do you play soccer? cause your a keeper!
29) Are you Netflix? Because I could watch you all day.
30) Roses are red, my face is too, that only happens when I'm around you~

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⏰ Last updated: Oct 04, 2021 ⏰

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