Slithering Into Those Dms

Chapter 1: Can Harry Potter Do This?

A/N - Please remember this fanfiction is not meant to be taken seriously :) - Donut


Draco Malfoy was nervous, he had never thought he'd be seeking advice from the holy one. "Jesus? Why is Pottah so scared all the time?" Jesus sat a hand on Draco's shoulder and smiled, "Draco, my boy. Is it maybe that Potter doesn't deserve you?" Drago stumbled back, a blushing mess. "Wh-what do you mean Jesus?" Jesus let out a satisfied sigh. He led Drago to the dorms, ready for it.

draco started drooling "i-is this actually happening," draco thought in his head. jesus got himself into a maid dress. "yes zaddy snakey let me see the slytherin in your pants 👖 🤤" "i-i owo" draco said speechless of what had just happened. jesus goes onto the soft rose petaled bed. draco follows close by.

draco said "okay god of glizzy gobbling" he smirked. jesus got on cat ears and did a tik tok dance letting his 🍆 hang loose. draco applauded him 👏 as jesus shakes his ass for draco. "zaddy uwu give me nitro," jesus said. "anything for you my discord kitten 🐱" draco said. draco looked at the man in the sexy maid dress. "yknow if you want it that bad you better start dancing if ykyk", draco winked at jesus. jesus said, "good think i did ballet 🩰." he got into a tutu and danced to the swan princess. "hehe~" jesus said.

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