DeQuan & His Pineapples

DeQuan and His Pineapples

One day I met a squatch and I fought that lil bitch cross Africa I'm gonna SLICE HIS THROAT so goood he cant handle this then DeQuan went up like wat up I got a big stegosaurus but im like naw. You NASTY. Thats right nasty.

Tortoise swims.then ray ray said that im gonna fight your uncle. That's just how I'm gonna smoke sweet, sweet, bamboo with a couple of pandas.

Then katarah joined in the smoking of the sweet, sweet, bamboo and we all got high af

so thats pretty much my life in some sentances. Said uncle tortoise. But the whale of the earth decided that the oceans were not worthy of my power so he sent his son to the oceans to destroy it for him. But good ol' uncle tortoise used his jesus band aids to kill the unholy shark of lands son. Then uncle tortoise took his car and went to las vegas to a "gentlemans club" so thats why the armadillo cant read.

Authors note: So I didn't write this. I have a friend named Brennan who wrote this. Im sorry if he may have offended you. He probably did'nt but I just wanted to make sure. Anyway thanks for reading. Have a day. (see how i didn't say good or bad, just have a day)