What to do When Wattpad is Down!

Well, as most of you wattpadians, know that Wattpad goes down a lot. While we're writing are stories, while be are in the middle of a chapter of reading someone else's story or just plain' ole trying to log in.

So these are some things I do when Wattpad is down and some other things that come from my wonder-less mind.

1. Go bother your older brother or sister and bug the hell out of them. Better yet into their conversation when they're on the phone.

When you think they said something stupid, you put your two cents in just to see the amazing face of them being pissed.

That's how you be a good little brother or sister.

End it with a worthless argument. I'm kidding.

2. Go on Twitter and actually get sucked into those stupid trending topics. For example #WhenIwaslittlethiswhatmadememad goin 2 bed early. See you can't make it long since it's only 140 characters. So, you have to use text talk, twitter a excuse for people who can't spell now you spell skool without looking like you can't spell or spelling ha8 without someone looking like (-_-).

My personal new favorite #ThingsIdowhenIambored I don't maybe go along with these idiotic trending topics. Let's get serious that's over 140 characters anyway, so put your spelling at its worst and make it shorter.

3.Go on Instagram and just repeatedly double step on pictures. I mean, sometimes you can get joy from Instagram, who am I kidding there's five accounts where I get excited to see them post and I'm following over 400 people. You can go on a following spree on instagram.

That way when you're bored, and you're constantly refreshing the page on your phone. You have more pictures to look at.

Take pictures of your food and put it on instagram, don't forget to use like a million hashtags so people will see it. #breakfast #cereal #sogood #milk #Ihavenolife #pleaselikemypicture #Iwanttobeinstagramfamous #likeplease #fruitloops #imboredwattpadisdown #hashtag #popularpage #jealousbecauseyouhavenonamebrand #spammeplease #teamiphone

Yep, put crazy things like that and you'll be out of your boredom. :-D

4. Do, I really have to say it. Well if I do take your behind to sleep. Sleep it off!

5. Go, next door to the neighbor house, just so you can see their gorgeous son or daughter that just came home from college on vacation.  

Act, like you are honestly paying attention when they're asking you how their day is while their son is walking around all shirtless and gorgeous looking like Alex Pettyfer in Magic Mike.

6. Play Temple Run, Temple is not good for you. Good to hear, because now you can sit back play Temple Run 2. Yes, fokes if you didn't know they made a another one, for our boredom filled days.

7.Make a Jelly sandwich. Hey, I'm allergic to a lot and one of those things are nuts. Go into that kitchen get a plate or a napkin go get your bread pull off the ends (You don't have to, it's just my thing.) put it on the napkin and put out your knife. Open up the fridge and get the jelly and squeeze it out and spread it across the damn bread like it ain't no dang tomorrow and put them together and start chopping down on that sandwitch.

8. Go, find the calendar in your house and just write down everyone's birthday of this year. Grab yourself a marker or pen and just flip through every month of 2013, because you have nothing else to do.

Now, right down those birthdays and the last days of school. Every damn break you get from your educational grounds.

9.If you're still in school homework. I'm going to get off that topic, because I'm getting tired just thinking about it.

10. Go on Youtube and watch AskKingsley re-run's. What do you mean you don't know who he is? Really, B*tch Really? Lol!

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So, this is just for fun.

I did this at 5:13 in the morning! Because I'm guessing I'm a night owl like that! (Honestly, I had nothing else to do. :-P)