RE:V oneshots.

Stop Trying To Kill Me!

Ethan sighed, of course his exit was blocked. Why wouldn't it?

Turning to face the metal- bending asshole, his expression grew fierce. "Let me go, now." He said, and lady dimitrescu laughed. "After what you just did to my daughter?" She asks, trying (and failing) at being intimidating.

"Yes, because if you didn't know, she attacked me first." Ethan said, turning back to the door covered in metal.

"You aren't leaving, you'll die." Heisenberg said, voice rough. "Heisenberg, let me go. Now." Heisenberg merely stared Ethan down, while Ethan remained calm yet pissed off.

"Boo!" Angie, the psycho doll, popped up, stabbing him in the leg with scissors. "Agh!" Ethan cried out, snatching up Angie by the hair and driving against the wall, twice. Angie semi- broke. Lady benenviento ran in, grabbing Angie and cradling her broken form.

Ethan focused back on Heisenberg, now immensely angry. "Stop trying to kill me!" He yelled, "you always have a go at me for trying to kill you guys, but you're the ones who start it!" Throwing his hands in the air, he yelled more. "You always blame me for self- defence, yet you guys are the one trying to kill me!"

Ethan sighed, lowering his arms and shaking his head. "Whatever. I'll find a way out of here, no matter how many times you try stopping me." He said, before walking off.

No one moves as Ethan makes his way to the opposite side of the room, opening that door, and leaving.

After a few moments, lady dimitrescu seems to come back to herself, because she yells "you filthy man thing!leave my things alone!" And begins to chase after him.

Then, one by one, the room begins their search for Ethan winters, as the man is a hazard to everything.

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A/N;short,I know,but I had no ideas,and this was just sorta sitting here.so,have this.

Bye!

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324 words!