Have you guys seen my new pronto dance moves! They're sick!
Ross is annoying. He's really really really really annoying and I feel bad for everyone he talks to. Only kidding.. Kind of!
Rydel, she's a queen! You need to treat her like a queen! No spazzing out on her, don't ask for her 24/7 cause she's rarely on!
Ratliff, he's the man! He plays the drums and he could play you ;). If you're lucky he'll talk to you but he finds drumming and eating his girlfriend. Unless you can change that.
There's another one. You can guess who! He's annoying like Ross but he's slick as a slicker! (Don't ask about that, I don't know!)
Then there's me! The cool hot amazing one! I will talk 24/7 if I can. Usually I can't. But I play guitar and everyone knows I'm single, you can change that if I think you're the one and you'll know your the one when I start calling you princess or babe :). To get my attention type my name :).
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Rikers book of shit
RandomIt's just Riker. I'm here for a reason and that's to make every single girl feel happy and laugh! There's I way I can do this but it involves your reading, votes and comments!