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[ Live ]

M.A, Walking into her house: Hello, People who do not live here.

Naz: Hey.

Kal: Hi.

Vanilla: Hello-

Sheltie: Hey!

Juno: sup

M.A: I gave you the key to my place for Emergencies only!

Cray: We ran out of Doritos

[Chat ]

Juno : *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*

Sheltie: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I'd have 15 cents

Sky: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you

Ani: Actually I did the math, Sheltie would have $225, not $0.15.

Sheltie: Fam I'm right here....

Cray: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :)

Naz: while you're there could you buy me an apply juice please?

Cray: Sorry Son, I only have a dollar

Naz: :(

Ani: Hey I just realized my friend is right, Sheltie would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent

Cray: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apple juice

Kal: You can buy anything you want with $22,500

Juno: Yeah and they want soda and apply juice

Ani: Apply juice to what

Naz: Directly to the forehead

M.A: Great chat everyone

[ Bites ]

Sheltie: If you bite it and you die, it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it's venomous.

Naz: What if it bites me and it dies!?

Wilson: Then you're poisonous. Jesus Christ, Naz, learn to listen.

Cray: What if it bites itself and I die?

Kal: That's voodoo.

Vanilla : What if it bites me and someone else dies?

Ani: That's correlation, not causation.

Naz: What if we bite each other, and neither of us die?

Juno: That's kinky.

Sky: Oh my God.

[ Fuck ]

Kal: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?