Percy-I'm interviewing you, today, so please don't kill me!
Clarisse-Fine. First question?
Percy- *picks up notecard* Do you secretly like me?
*gags*
Clarisse-Ew! No! I like Chris!
Chris-I always knew you had a soft spot, Clary
Clarisse-*blushes bright red*
No I don't!
Chris-surrrrre *puts his arm on her shoulder*
Percy-Ew, too much Chrisse!
Clarisse-So you can kiss Annabeth in public, but I can't have an argument with my boyfriend, and then let him hug me?
Percy-That's different!
Clarisse-How?
Percy-Ummmm...ummm...ummm
Clarisse-See?
*glares at Percy*
Chris-Dude, RUN!
(Percy takes off running, Clarisse behind him, yelling profanities)
