As you have notice this is no ordinary book. Starting from the weird obsession with bagels to the many things that are off with the book's description. Yes... I know you looked! Unless you didn't, then I'd like to tell you that this is not a book on painting breakfast or glazing bagels... Because then that would disturb the balance and donuts will demand individuality.
It would throw the world into chaos and humans will bow down to donuts and their last memory will be them disgracing their clan and being tortured by the donuts... Aside from that, these chapters will be filled with many scraps of our amazing imagination, adventures, opinions and/or hallucinations that we all share. I do not promise you that I will not make any mistakes but you probably won't see them anyways... Because once you join this community, your mind connects to ours and what you may be holding right now is a device to reach WattPad but you might see a block of cheese. 『Notice: I am not responsible for all readers that have injured themselves for the many images they see after and I will not explain to your mother why you ate your iPhone...』 Other than that, I hope you enjoy yourselves aggressively swiping your screen and keep exploring this book with the rest of WattPad and be sure to find the original writer "Vanwoofen" and her book this is based off of "Life in the Shoes of a Weirdo". Oh and thanks to my proof reader, "annuka_18" who will be making sure that I am worthy of your attention... Or the other way around... Until next time, stay in school and stay young (Leave Rapunzel Alone!).
Au Revoir!
-Silent
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