An Artist's Perspective... On Bagels

Meet Autocorrect

One day our school decided "Hey! Who needs Social Studies, Science and ELA? Let's let everyone skip school and watch a hockey game!" So then (almost) everyone walked straight towards the ice rink and watched a match for over 2 hours I assume. On the way back, I was walking alongside Van and Annika with an interesting conversation.

Annika>> LIKE, TO BE A TOTAL VALLEY GIRL IS TO LIKE, PUT AS MANY LIKE, "LIKES" AS YOU LIKE, CAN AND LIKE, OVER EXTEND YOUR "L"s!
Me >> LIKE, OMG, LIKE THAT SEEMS LIKE, SO HARD! LIKE, I COULD LIKE, NEVER LIKE, PULL THAT OFF!!!!!
Annika>> LIKE, OH MY GOD SILENT! LIKE SERIOUSLY LIKE, TRY HARDER!

We started to laugh if off for awhile and some of us, a little too hard... But during that moment of happiness and judging everything wrong about certain trees, I noticed something very odd. The sun was completely covered with this gigantic cloud yet about 30 meters ahead of us was completely lit in sunlight.

Me>> Hey guys do you notice that over there *points towards the light*
Vanwoofen>> Yeah that's weird...
Annika>> MAYBE IT DOESN'T LIKE US! WELL SCREW YOU TOO THEN SUN!!!
Me>> YEAH, WE DON'T LIKE YOU EITHER SUN!
Vanwoofen>> YEAH THEY CALL YOU ALL GREAT AND POWERFUL BUT REALLY YOU'RE A COWARD!

Moments Later After Insulting the Sun for 5 Minutes...

Annika>> Wait, what happens if the sun is just distancing itself from us? Like, maybe it's trying to have personal space or something.
Me>> Yeah, like we can only see it mirrors or something...

*awkward silence*

Annika>> ... Mirrors?
Vanwoofen>> I don't get it...
Me >> Yeah I don't get it either...
Annika >> WAIT! WHAT IF SILENT IS POSSESSED BY A DEMON THAT PUSHES AWAY SUNLIGHT AND CAN ONLY BE FREED FROM SILENT WITH THE HELP OF MIRRORS!
Vanwoofen>> OH MY GOD, THAT MAKES SO MUCH MORE SENSE!
Annika>> SILENT, IS THERE A DEMON POSSESSING YOUR BODY?
Me>> Yes... I mean... No... I mean... ~Maybe...
Annika>> I KNEW IT!
Me>> *whispers to self* Satan, they're into us...

*moments of laughter*

Annika>> So wait, what does being possessed feel like?
Me>> Kind of warm and fuzzy... Like a coat. A coat on the inside...
Annika>> So like an extra layer of fat or skin?
Me>> No like an actual fur coat...
Annika>> So you have a furry coat demon possessing your body...
Vanwoofen>> But some furry demons are cute!
Annika>> I agree with you on that... What should we name him...

*everyone starts thinking*

Me>> How about Autocorrect! It happens when least expected and be really annoying when it messes up but we need it anyways!
Vanwoofen>> Sounds great!
Annika>> Silent & Autocorrect... I like it!

*reaches half way back to school after insulting certain trees*

Annika>> You know, everyone thinks of demons as scary nightmares but really they could be a fuzzy little creatures!
Vanwoofen>> Yeah and sure they can be rude but they just want to be loved!!!
Annika>> Yeah! What every demon wants... To possess someone or have their own host love them! Dude, you should write a book called "Just Demon Things"! First topic, "Wanting their host to love them..."
Vanwoofen>> You know, I'm staring to get used to Autocorrect!
Annika>> Yeah... As long as he doesn't think donuts are tastier than bagels...
Me>> TASTY GLAZE! I mean uh... DAMN IT AUTOCORRECT!!!

And from that moment on, every screw up or weird thing that I do is because of "Autocorrect"! My personal, one of a kind, furry coat demon...