I woke up to the sound of a ringtone. I still saw Gavin sleeping so I went outside the room to call Barney the dinosaur. "Hello?"
"Why didn't you answer my texts or calls last night?" He asked. "Wha-" I went to check.
48 missed messages
4 missed phone calls from Barney
"Oh shit.. I'm sorry I just-" "Forget it, I'm gonna get going. Bye." He hung up. Damn, alright then. I peeped through the door to check on Gavin, who was still sleeping. Maybe I should make him some breakfast?
I went downstairs to the kitchen. This is a pretty nice kitchen for a cabin. I looked in the fridge and freezer and got eggs and bacon out. I cracked the eggs and put the yolk in the bowl, and started to stir. Then, I put some butter on the frying pan and heated it up a bit. I poured the yolk onto the pan and started to cook it. I hope he likes sunny side up eggs. Then, I started to make some bacon and toasted some bread. After I was gone making the food, I made a plate for him and myself. I walked up the stairs with his food and went into the room. I placed his food down on the dresser and shook him lightly to wake him up. "Wake up you American cheese man." I said. He woke up. "American what?" He asked. "Nothing, I made you some breakfast. I hope you enjoy it!" I say with enthusiasm. I began to walk twords the door "Hey, don't leave yet bitch." He told me. I stopped in my tracks. "Did you need something?" I asked. "Yeah, stay here with me." "Oh- but my food is downstairs." "Then go fucking get it and eat in here. Jesus you're a dingbat." I made a awkward face and just got my food and quickly went up back to the room. "How did you know I like sunny side up eggs? Haha." He asked. "I just made it by chance? Dunno." I sat down next to him. "So...last night huh?" He asked. "Yeah haha..that was nice." "Nice?" He questioned. "Yeah, it felt nice." "Hm, alright." Once we were done eating, we both got changed and went into the living room and sat down on the couch. "What now?" He asked. "Well, we could watch a movie? Or- go hiking." "Too early to go outside, what movie do you wanna watch?" He asked. "Hm.." "The Human Centipede? Yep, you wanna watch that. Definitely." I just sat there not even bothering to complain.
Time skip :D
I looked at my phone. It was 10:36 AM. And the movie was finished. I suddenly heard my phone ring. It was Barney. Again. "Hello?" "When are you coming back?" He asked. "I told you I was coming back Monday, early." "Why are you spending so much time with him? You know how I feel about him treating you." "Elaborate?" I asked. "I don't like how he calls you his little toenail, or his sussy baka. Because, you're my sussy baka and toenail." "It's whatever, he doesn't mean it in a romantic way anyways." I replied. "Fine, bye." He hung up. Wow, not even a 'I love you' from my boyfriend. Just lonely. Gavin walked into the kitchen. "What was that all about?" He asked. "Oh nothing, Barney was just calling because he wanted to know when I was coming back." "Oh alright." He said. "Wanna go to a restaurant with me?" He asked. "So, like a date?" "Yes, like a date Y/N." "Pft, alright." I walked outside and shut the door behind me and hopped into his truck. "Wait, were in the middle of the woods. Where are you taking me?" "You'll see." He responded
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HAHA I CAUGHT YOU IN A CLIFFHANGER
alright, maybe I might upload the next part tomorrow I dunno. But- I hope you enjoyed this chapter. Also- keep in mind this whole series is a joke. Alright, baiii :DD
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