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Pat: Hey, guys, I have a question

Skull: What is it?

Pat: If you guys were superheros, what superpowers would you have?

Skull: Um....

Bone: I would have a superpower like being able to throw my farts at people

Pat:...........

Skull:...........

Dan:..........

Russell:.................

Igor: Bone, as much as I like that, that's gross

Bone: What would yours be? To sing your opponents to sleep?

Igor: No. My power would be... your right, to sing, but it would be sonic-screaming

Russell: So wait, whenever you scream, you blow your enemies away?

Igor: YES!

Dan: My power would be telekinesis just for that

Bone: Just for that, Igor. I am doing something

Igor: What are you doing?

Bone: Nothing

FabvL: Hey guys what are we-

*FabvL hears someone shouting BONECAGE!!!!!*

Bone: Well, now we can see your hair

Igor: Yeah, but we talked about you taking my hat

Bone: And hitting you on the head?

Igor: Yes

Dan: Bonecage, you can't keep taking his hat without his permission

Bone: The thing is that he let me do it

Igor: Yea, not everyday you have a chance to see me and decide to pull a prank on me tho

Bone: That was specific

Igor: I know, can you just... give me my hat?

Bone: Can you keep it off tho? And give me my dagger

Igor: Give me my hat, I will give you your dagger

Bone: Uh.....how will I know you'll keep it off when I give it to you?

Igor: You can trust me, just give me my hat

Bone: Give me my dagger first

Igor: No, give me my hat first and then, I will give you your dagger

Bone: I cannot handle your innocence, Gordienko. Fine

Pat: It's weird

FabvL: What? That Cage has a dagger?

Pat: No, that Igor's last name is Gordienko. Who has a "K" in their last name?

Igor: Me

Pat: What kind of last name is that though?

Igor: A Russian last name

Pat: I thought you were hal-

Igor: Let's not Talk about that, John. We don't wanna Confuse anyone

Pat: You're con-

Igor: Shut Up

Pat: I'm just telling the truth about you being confus-

Igor: Bye Pat

Pat: Hey! You can't kick me. I made this chat

Igor: I know. And you made me the leader of the chat

Pat: Oh shit

*Igor kicked Pat out of the chat, and then he left*

Bone: Wtf

Dan: I don't know

Skull: Hey, what did you guys think what Pat was saying?

FabvL: That Igor is con- and Igor told him to shut up

Dan: But Igor did also say that he doesn't want to confuse us?

Russell: Yea

Bone: I'm gonna find this out, and Igor will not stop me. , .......... Oh my god, I didn't think he could hear me ..........,  I gotta go

*Bonecage left, then Skull, Dan, Rockit, Vinny, and FabvL can hear his voice*

(Bonecage: .......I will and you won't stop me 'cause you won't see it coming .........., oh no, you will

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