so pretty much some are similar to last chapter bc our convo's are funny
Neptune yelled at me for not "crediting" us bc we are "comedians" ?!?!?! Idek something is messed up in that man's brain.
People In The Actual Convo: Eliza, Cricket, Neptune
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Felix: Wow ur dog has like no reaction when I blow on him.
Hyunjin: yeah, but he hates the hose.
*Felix and Chan nodding*
Hyunjin: Yeah the hose like the thing water comes out of and you like water plants.
Felix & Chan: ...
Chan: Wow Hyunjin I really needed that. I lowkey still can't tell the difference between a hose, and a bookshelf. Thank you so much actually I needed that description.
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People In The Actual Convo: Vanessa, Maddie, Sophie, AJ, Cricket, Sia
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Jisung: *starts spinning around a pole in the waterpark*
Minho: Wtf are you doing
Jisung: I don't even know anymore
Hyunjin, Felix, Chan, and Jeongin: *joins Jisung*
Minho: ...
Hyunjin: OMG WE SHOULD SUMMON BARNEY
Chan: *dying of laughter*
Felix: No..
*moment of silence*
Felix: ON THE COUNT OF THREE
Jeongin: ONE
Hyunjin: TWO
Jisung: THREE
All except Minho: IN THIS WORLD, WERE ALL ALONE, YOU KNOW I LOVE MY ISLAND HOME MAKE THIS RIGHT FIND OUR WAY THROUGH THIS MYSTERYYYY I JUST WANNA BE SWIMMING IN THE SEA LIKE ITS JUST YOU AND ME FOREVER EVER EVER I JUST WANNA BE WITH YOU FEELING FREE
Minho: Why am I friends with you guys..
Jeongin: WAIT NO WE GOTTA TO SHREK
Minho: *face palms*
All except Minho: HEY NOW YOUR AN ALL STAR-
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People In The Actual Convo: Eliza, Neptune, Cricket
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Minho: When we move in together we should buy a gecko
Seungmin: Minho... we arn't geiko...
Minho: BUT 15% OR MORE SEUNGMIN. CAR INSURINCE SEUNGMIN.
Seungmin: YA KNOW WHAT, NATION WIDE ISN'T ON YOUR SIDE ANYMORE...
Minho: I'M THINKING OF OUR FUTURE..
Jeongin: *sends this photo*
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Actual People In The Convo: Eliza, Neptune, Cricket
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Jeongin: Ugh I can't add up my money I have nothing to write on.
Changbin: Money?
Jeongin: for hot topic
Changbin: oh nice
Jeongin: UGH Chan give me ur shoulder.
Chan: *gives shoulder*
Jeongin: ty bestie
Chan: ofcorse bestie
Changbin: ... what just happened...
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Actual People In The Convo: Eliza, Neptune, Cricket
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Hyunjin: Tell him he is my favorite sibling.
Seungmin: well obviously he is the favorite, nobody likes Jeongin.
Jisung: I like Jeongin :(
Seungmin: He was literally stabbing me with his plastic knife
Jisung, at the same time as Seungmin: He is nice
Hyunjin: *laughing*
Jisung: Let me rephrase that... he is nice to me.
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Actual People In The Convo: Eliza, Neptune, Cricket
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Jisung: Omg did you hear the thunder Hyunjin?
Hyunjin: Huh- no?
Felix: OMG #deaf
Jisung: #offended
Felix: #yourearsarebrocken
Hyunjin: Rude >:(
Jisung: #emo
Felix: #brocken
Hyunjin: Oh I heard it
Jisung: Did u hear it? Oh good.. u arnt deaf
Hyunjin: I'm outside
Felix: Does the rain have a taste?
Jisung: Duh Felix it is salty
Hyunjin: No it's not.
Jisung: WHAT FLAVOR IS THE RAIN THEN HYUNJIN??!?!?
Hyunjin: IDK-
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Actual People In The Convo: AJ, Cricket
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Hyunjin: You wanna see my funky friday dance moves?
Jisung: oh yeah
Hyunjin: *starts dancing horribly*
Jisung: wooowwww iconic. you wanna see mine?
Hyunjin: Ofc bestie
Jisung: *starts horribly break dancing bc it was just raining*
