AU(abnormality university)

chapter 9

If there was one word to describe the state of things in the large private room in the karaoke bar, it would be chaotic. Kumagawa was singing the most crazy-ass songs with his girlfriend cheering him on and encouraging the wild behavior, apparently it turned out that Sukinasaki was actually drinking alcohol instead of juice and after a few glasses her shirt went bye-bye, at the singers request Jirou had joined her in the consumption of said drink where it was revealed the music loving girl was a very affectionate drunk, Kaminari started a food fight with Kirishima, Hansode was jumping around catching all the food they threw, Akune had somehow been flung into the wall where he still remains in an unconscious state, Ashido was dancing like nobody was watching even though everyone was watching, Emukae was calmly chatting with Ajimu like everything was normal, Hanten had his face buried in a pillow presumably screaming, and Midoriya and Uraraka were left to cower on the edge of one of the couches heedless of how close they were to each other.

"H-how did this happen?!" asked the green-haired teen. "We've only been here for five minutes!"

Ajimu chuckled at the side. "Kid, there's something you should know. With us around, there's never a dull moment."

"Everything went bad so quickly!" cried Uraraka.

"What are you complaining about? Everyone is having a good time. Why not join them?"

"Because I want to leave with my body intact!" answered Midoriya.

"Hmph, what a wet blanket." Ajimu responded as she shook her head. "Though I suppose I can help speed things along if you want. You know, skip to when everything calms down."

"Huh?"

"What do you mean?" asked the anti-gravity girl.

"This." Ajimu said as she waved a hand in front of her.

Suddenly the position and state of everything changed. Kumagawa was now jumping on a couch shouting that he was 'the last one standing', Toga was clinging to his leg like a tick and stabbed at his femoral artery with a chopstick, a winded Akune was holding the unconscious bodies of Kaminari and Kirishima by the collar, a sleeping Hansode lay on the floor face up with her belly bulging from everything she ate, a barely conscious Ashido was leaning back in a chair with a pair of panties hanging from one of her horns, Sukinasaki was puking into a garbage can and Jirou looked like she would be joining her soon, Emukae still looked no worse for the wear, Hanten had a lamp shade on his head, and for some reason Ajimu was now looking down on Midoriya and Uraraka from above.

"W-what the..." muttered Midoriya as he tried to regain his bearings. Instead of sitting on the couch like he was a moment ago, he was now lying on the floor. A brief pang of pain rocked his brain, and he reached up to grab his head to alleviate it. But when he raised his arm, he noticed that his long-sleeve shirt was missing. Looking down, he came to the realization that he was topless.

"W-w-what is this?!" he screeched as his elbows shot back to help him sit up. "What happened to my shirt?!"

Not that he was really self-conscious about his body, but Midoriya didn't really enjoy showing off his muscular form. As he tried to sit up further, his progress was impeded by a weight on his left arm. Turning, he saw the sleeping face of Uraraka who was hugging his arm. Immediately he became a blushing mess of shyness, unable to do anything but stare and tremble.

"Welcome back to the waking world." spoke Ajimu as she looked at Midoriya with a smug smile.

Managing to temporarily recover his composure due to the interruption, he turned his gaze back towards the strange girl.