sadly, after river and sean jibblegobble got married and had many babyes, shinji fucking dies. he inhaled a perc 31 by accident while doing lines of pencil lead w his friends.... after this, he got lung cancer (authors note: this is a breaking bad reference)....... and died again....
rivers was heartbroken and very sad..... but then, he decided to visit beijinb again to remember his and shinjis honeymoon... he visited trhe mao zedong tenple house. he sneaked past the guards becayse he saw a nickel on the floor by mao zedongs dead bodie... then he realized mao zedong was very hot. he decided to go into his pocket and pulled out a pickaxe (authors note this is a minecarft reference), and he broke the glass and gave mao zendong a big kiss on the forehead. this was a act of true love, and mao came bacj to life.
