🍎: why r u still here?
🍏: i missed the school bus. can i get a ride plz?
🍎: (suspicious gaze) get in
🍏: and i'm hungry
🍎: so?
🍏: won't u buy me some food?
🍎: look, i'm ur history teacher not ur dad
🍏: (mumbling) too cute to be a dad
🍎: huh?
🍏: ah!..nothing