Stuck with that Game

The Rescue Mission

You exit your hideout and enter THE FOREST. You know this place like the back of your hand, you've been here about a MILLION TIMES since you love it so much. You found this place when you were aimlessly walking since you needed fresh air and you kinda got lost the first time you were here, that's when you found this amazing already built place, it was perfect for when you wanted to get away from your mom, it was calm, peaceful and just plain BEAUTIFUL, even the wildlife didn't mind you were here. You head for the exit closest to your house. It was a short walk to it and you don't think it was worth it, you stare at your house, it just doesn't make sense, corners are sticking out, the color is a horrible BRIGHT PINK and the windows just look like they aren't even from this world! You sigh as you begin to walk closer to it. Once you reach the door which is possibly the ONLY NORMAL THING in this house since it's just a typical white door, you take your key out of your jacket pocket since you usually are going back home whenever you go out, and open the door. The house is dead silent, your mom seems to have gone to her study to do some work, you walk around and you stop in front of a GIANT PONY STATUE, your gaze only lasts for two seconds since you can't bear to look at it much longer, it's eyes seem to stare RIGHT BACK INTO YOUR SOUL. The story behind the statue and possibly EVERYTHING ELSE YOUR MOM OWNS is something that she got from auctions a while ago, of course she still goes but not as much as she used to.

You make your way up to your ACTUAL BEDROOM and stare at it, you absolutely HATE YOUR ROOM, the things your mom got you just make you SICK. She had given them to you when you were younger, as you grew older you began to realize how HORRIFYING and just plain WEIRD they were, so you store them in the FARTHEST CORNER of your room. The pile consists of awkward statues, distorted paintings and things you just can't describe. You walk over to your desk and see that there are NO COPIES to be found, you begin to panic, "where could they be?!" you think, you decide to go look around the house for them. You hear foot steps from the other side of the hallway, it must be your MOM since no one else lives here but her and you, You quickly ABSCOND back to your room and make sure to quickly but quietly shut the door, you don't want her to start going on and on about coming back home, you were just supposed to be here only for a few minutes but now you're stuck in your dumb room..... You decide it's best to contact one of your friends for advice.

Call Log:

~ TempoStylist (TS) began calling ExcitedScene (ES) ~

TS: hai

ES: oh hey :D

TS: uhhhhhhh, i kinda need help

ES: sure! what can i help you with? :3

TS: well, im kinda stuck in my house

TS: annnnnnd my mom is wandering the hallway infront of my room

TS: so i really need help to escape

ES: well, is there a window? :?

TS: yeahhhhhh, but i can't see anything through it

ES: is there anything you can break it with? :?

TS: well i have some statues

ES: then use those :D

TS: well they're realllllly heavy

ES: are there any small ones? :?

TS: no, my mom only got me really big and eye-catching ones.....

ES: hmmm do you have anything else :? 

ES: maybe a chair perhaps? :D

TS: well yeah but that's for my desk

ES: you said you hated your room right? so go for it >.<

TS: i'll think about it...

ES: well i guess then my work here is done! :D

TS: but waiiiiiii-

~Call Ended 5 minutes 20 seconds~

You look at your chair since you're sitting on the floor, well your chair was really distorted. You pick up the chair and lift it over your head, you pull back and.... Before you throw the chair you hear footsteps again. You should probably wait for your mom to actually leave since you don't want her to hear you make your little escape you're about to do. You decide to further inspect your room, you come across a pile of paper beside your desk, you further look at them to find out that they are actually pictures of your MOST ABSOLUTE FAVORITE CHARACTER IN THE ENTIRE WORLD, JOHN EGBERT. You just ADORE him! You swoooon over the pictures, it's every feature of him you find AMAZING, from his glasses to his personality. You just LOVE him and you just wish he could be real, if only...... Then suddenly out of the blue a random portal opens up and as soon as it appears someone in a blue outfit hops out, it was JOHN, you couldn't believe your eyes. Of course you couldn't, you were just imagining things like you always do whenever you think about him. You almost forgot! You never got around to reading the next HOMESTUCK UPDATE, you open up MSPA and you sit at your laptop for what could be considered way more than 3 HOURS just constantly clicking every one in a while to get to the next page, you're almost caught up but you decide you should probably escape from your room. You listen for your MOM and thankfully she's not there, you pack up your laptop, lift the chair and throw with your hardest throw.