Wolfnap || Dreamnap Shitpost 💀

~Excuse me~

Third POV

Dream finished washing his hands and walked back to his room, opening the door but stopping when he sees George petting Sapnap while Sapnap happily wags his tail "Uhhhhhhhh" George turned to look at him "Dream why didn't you tell me we had a guest?" Dream shrugged and shut the door, walking over to his bed and sitting down, Sapnap got off the chair and sat beside him "Headpats" he demanded "Now" George laughed and Dream sighed, patting his head a couple times

Sapnap lay down on his back with his head on Dreams lap, tail still sweeping from side to side, George sat at Dreams computer and made a new survival world, trying to speedrun while he talked to Dream, Sapnap fell asleep after 10-15 minutes, chest rising and falling gently

Dream played with his hair, smiling to himself, it was soft and floof, black as a new moon on a cold winter night, small grin on Sapnaps face as he occasionally flicked an ear or swished his tail in his sleep

Before they knew it, it was 6PM and Dream was about to have a panic attack when he checked the time "Shit, George, Shelia is gonna be home soon" George turned to look at him, his screen showed the ender portal "Well then, fix the situation Dream, you have a slut of a girlfriend and your cuddling someone else, this won't go well" Dream gently shook Sapnap awake "Sap, Sap wake up real quick" Sapnap mumbled "Hmm?" And sleepily opened his eyes "What?" "Can you turn back to a dog? My supposed girlfriend is gonna be home soon and she's dumb as fuck" Sapnap nodded 

"What do you mean supposed?" He asked first "Well I never officially asked her to be my girlfriend, she was my date to a dance one year and kinda moved in randomly, she said her parents kicked her out and she needed somewhere to stay so I let her move in but she never moved out, she says we're dating but I couldn't love her less" Sapnap snorted "What a loser" before transforming into his wolf form, putting his head down and falling back asleep

A minute later they heard the front door open and close, then footsteps walk up to Dreams room and the door swung open, revealing some ugly ass blonde with lipstick AROUND her lips, cheap blush very obviously fake and smudged mascara, he clothes were slightly rumpled, indicating she had indeed been kissing someone, Dream sighed as she did her signature girly screech "Dreamy! Baby, sweetie, how was your day" Dream gave her a false smile through gritted teeth "Pretty good thank you" she frowned slightly when she noticed George but ignored him

Eyes darting straight to the massive canine sound asleep on Dreams lap "What's that" she demanded "What's what?" Dream bit his cheek to avoid smiling when she stomped her foot "Why is there a dog? You know I have past trauma with them" "Well he's my dog, he's a good boy I promise" Dream gave him more headpats and he gave a content grunt, tail wagging

Shelia grimaced and crinkled her nose "If it bites me I'm calling animal control" Dream nodded, only half listening as he gave his wolf more pats, George leaped off the chair randomly, cheering "WOO I BEAT THE DRAGON" Shelia sighed and Dream picked Sapnap up, one arm just in front of his front legs and the other one under his hind legs, standing up "Let's go watch a movie" he suggested, George nodded and shut off the computer before walking down to the lounge

They all sat on the couch, George in the middle, Dream on the left and Shelia, after protesting loudly, sat on the right, Dream grinned as Sapnap sat up excitedly on his lap, eyes focused on the tv as George came back with three bowls of popcorn, handing one to Dream and one to the whore-I mean Shelia, Dream grabbed the remote and flicked through the movies, while looking at the description for one, Sapnap licked his hand "You wanna watch this one?" He whispered to Snapnap, who nodded so Dream pressed play

Sapnap settled down on his lap, George went upstairs and fell asleep halfway through so Shelia scooted over and sat next to him, clinging to his arm

Dream left to go to the bathroom about 10 minutes later and once he left the room, Shelia looked at Sapnap "I don't like you" she sneered "Stay out of my way" Sapnap growled at her in response and snapped at her, Shelia whipped her arm back "Why am I talking to a dog" she sighed before getting an evil smile

She poked Sapnaps snout and he growled again, she poked him again and he raised his hackles "Come on, stupid mutt, do better than that" Sippy cup snapped and clamped his jaws down on her wrist, jagged teeth sinking into her flesh like shattered glass, tearing her skin and mutilating the flesh, Shelia hit him on the nose and he let go, whimpering as she grinned before fake crying "Dreeeeam your dog ferociously attacked me" Dream came back down the stairs "What? What did you do!" He looked from Shelias bleeding wrist to his wolf, blood stained his muzzle and he walked over to Sapnap, giving him a quick pat "Come on, it's getting late" Sapnap bounded off the couch and up the stairs

"Wh- He attacked me!" Shelia cried "You obviously upset him" "You're my boyfriend! You should care about me babe" Shelia clenched her fists and Dream shook his head "Shelia, we're not dating, I never liked you" "UGHHH" She stormed out the door, arm still dripping blood, Dream smiled and walked upstairs, seeing Sapnap back in his 'human' form and sitting on his bed, childish grin on his face 

"Did you see? Did you see her arm? I messed her up good!" Dream laughed "Yeah you did" he grabbed some clothes and threw some shorts at Sapnap, changed in the bathroom before walking back to his bedroom, sliding under the covers, Sapnap walked out of the wardrobe in the shorts, his previously worn clothes in his arms "Just dump them on the floor" Dream said, Sapnap dropped them and scrambled over to Dream hopping into the bed beside him, Dream pulled his hoodie off and handed it to Sapnap, who put it on and smiled as he felt two strong arms wrap around him, enjoying being the little spoon

He felt Dreams warm breath on his neck, closing his eyes and fell asleep, warm, cozy and safe